Well, if you want to be an extremely pessimistic realist, I’ll tell you what’s what. My other dream is to be a geneticist. This is feasible. However, the future isn’t looking all that bright. Being LDS, I will most likely marry in my early- to mid-twenties and have kids. That’s great. I want a family. But I won’t be able to pay for all the years of school I’m going to need. I quit school and work a crappy job. Or: I manage to continue through school. I could go into evolutionary biology. Evolutionary biology is really only recognized as science by evolutionary biologists. They have already proven that evolution is real. The field doesn’t need me. I could work for the CDC. I either have a crappy desk job and live an unfulfilling life, lose my eyesight before retirement age from staring at screens and microscope lenses, or die trying to stop an epidemic in a small village in Africa. I could go into agricultural genetics. I would work for a certain disreputable company that runs the world’s farms and kills children in Central and South America with its pesticides. Also, I will work long hours with practically no pay. I will have to work weekends and nights to get enough validation of my work to earn another meager grant that will barely fund anything. I won’t see my family, and I won’t make any money, I won’t be able to retire until I’m forced to from poor eyesight, I won’t ever be known, and my work will probably serve to do nothing and my papers will be eaten by moths on some university shelf until the archives are purged.
I am prepared to have a job that brings in little income. I am prepared to fight for grants. I am prepared to not have the chance to retire, or do it without any money. They way I see it, both of my dreams are pretty much the same; but if I pursue one, I want it to be the one that my children will understand, that will allow me to see my family, that has at least a chance of inspiring someone to do something great, that I won’t question the ethics of my entire life.
If I do something, I do it all the way. I research, plan, and prepare. I put my heart into it and don’t stop until it’s finished. If Mr. Grumpypants is done hazing me, I have some serious questions.
What kind of banks and people do you get funding from?
How much personal capital must be invested for an appropriate loan?
What are the required licenses?
What are these organizations I’ve seen referenced on the site?
How do I find people who will help me?
Do I find someone who previously managed the books for a zoo, or do I hire a financial consultant? Both?
How do I start pricing things out without being in the network? Surely the pet owner prices aren’t the same as the zoo owner prices for animals.
How much do you need prepared before approaching the government?
At what point do you approach the government?
How do you interact with other zoos and related entities?