Premier League 2016-2017

My 2016/17 predictions:
Champions: Manchester United (obviously)
Top four: Manchester United, Arsenal, Chelsea and Tottenham Hotspur
Europa League: Everton and Manchester City
Relegated: Watford, Burnley and Middlesbrough
 
bongorob said:
So after another clueless performance Stoke City are bottom of the Premier League.

Well, I can only say, the only way is down.
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I don't imagine Stoke will get any points against Tottenham in the next game.. As a Tottenham fan I do hope we will come away with 3 points against Stoke. What Stoke really need is Jack Butland and Shaqiri to get back to winning ways
 
bongorob said:
Stoke has sold Marc Wilson, one half of the defensive duo whose names start with W.

I spent ages coming up with an adjective for them, and finally decided on woeful.

Philipp Wollscheid to go next?
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Hes gone! well at least for the time being:p:D
 
I am making a bet. If Stoke City stay up this season, I will adopt a meerkat.

I am convinced they are already down.
 
You are the person I need to ask about the Championship zoogiraffe, see you there next August :p
 
At least Stoke are consistent, conceeding 4 goals in every home game. :p


If by any chance people say I must adopt a meerkat at the end of the season, I will decline on the grounds of insanity.:D
 
bongorob said:
At least Stoke are consistent, conceeding 4 goals in every home game. :p


If by any chance people say I must adopt a meerkat at the end of the season, I will decline on the grounds of insanity.:D
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I think if you can get bony scoring and arnautovic, shaqiri and bojan doing something yous should finish mid table..:cool:
 
So here is my prediction for Stoke City v West Bromwich Albion

Stoke lo lose by four goals to nil.

Stoke to be denied two penalties, seen by everyone in the ground apart from Martin Atkinson.

West Bromwich Albion to score from a penalty that no one in the ground saw apart from Martin Atkinson.

The other three goals for the visitors were all deflections off the referee, who just happened to be standing in the way of the ball.

Joe Allen and Giannelli Imbula sent off for offences seen by no one apart from Martin Atkinson.
 
bongorob said:
So here is my prediction for Stoke City v West Bromwich Albion

Stoke lo lose by four goals to nil.

Stoke to be denied two penalties, seen by everyone in the ground apart from Martin Atkinson.

West Bromwich Albion to score from a penalty that no one in the ground saw apart from Martin Atkinson.

The other three goals for the visitors were all deflections off the referee, who just happened to be standing in the way of the ball.

Joe Allen and Giannelli Imbula sent off for offences seen by no one apart from Martin Atkinson.
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1-1 compared to the above must be a champagne moment! tough luck conceeding late though:(
 
not so much tough luck as poor defending yet again :p

Still I bet no other team increased their points haul by 100% today..
 
bongorob said:
not so much tough luck as poor defending yet again :p

Still I bet no other team increased their points haul by 100% today..
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Chin up bongorob, Hull are awful. :p So not the Hull I have seen play before.

And Sunderland are awful, so just need to play better than those two and one other team.
 
I'll buy every zoochatter an annual pass to the collection of their choice if Arsenal don't finish top four.
 
taun said:
Chin up bongorob, Hull are awful. :p So not the Hull I have seen play before.

And Sunderland are awful, so just need to play better than those two and one other team.
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Stoke fans evolve into pessimists.

Honestly,

If Stoke were 10-0 up with a minute to go, most fans would expect them to lose 11-10. :D
 
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