How relieved I am never to have seen this film! Well, I did make up a few songs about staff members and volunteers all to the tune of the Father Abraham and The Smurfs classic "Dippety Day", so maybe I could think of one along similar lines. Let me think.....................
This is a golden token
And words cannot be spoken
That describe the wonders it will bring to you.
So to the Welcome Centre go nifty
And proffer your two pounds fifty
Then you will soon be in Sewerby Zoo.
Of course the tokens are free to pass holders so maybe I should think of another version.
