"ATTENTION! Canadian zoo nerd is coming to review your zoo! Make sure that you have a decent map that he can buy several copies of and that you open your animal houses exactly at opening time, or your will regret it!"
Make sure that you have a decent map that he can buy several copies of and that you open your animal houses exactly at opening time, or your will regret it!"
Correction - a decent map he can have several free copies of. Also make sure your ticket booths are not staffed by elderly German women, or he may be unkind
"Please make sure that every staff member and zoo visitor at your institution is smoking when the Canadian zoo nerd arrives. This will help familiarize him with our ways."
