Don't throw alligators through fast food windows

[DavidBrown]

A 24 year old dope has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon for throwing a 3-foot long American alligator through a drive through window at a Wendy's in Florida.

I wish that this were only a made up scenario for a novel or movie, but it isn't.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...-alligator-into-wendys/?tid=pm_national_pop_b

 

[TheMightyOrca]

*insert Florida joke*

 

[Arizona Docent]

If you read the entire article, you can see (to no surprise) that his problems probably began at home. His mother is quoted in the article as saying it was a harmless prank and she thinks it's not that big of a deal.

 

[wensleydale]

I can't believe someone actually did this. It reminds me of an essay by Dave Barry about how crazy Florida is.

 

[Loxodonta Cobra]

If the gater was bigger, I would've had no problem with it taking the mans arm off in the process. Hearing how this is in Florida, he probably got it from his own backyard!

 

[wensleydale]

Wait, I forget to mention that he should be charged with animal cruelty because it can't be nice to a Gator to throw it through the window.

Sigh, I love Gators, I never fail to stop and see the one they have at Southwick's every time I go there.