adrian1963
Well-Known Member
Here we have a election with a difference
3 Parties
1 - Primates
2 - Mammals
3 - Reptile and Insects
Now for the hard part niether party has any policies at the moment so we have to come up with the policies for them.
No political probaganda please this is a light hearted thread
policies I've thought of
Primates -
make banana's cheaper in the supermarkets
make nut crackers that work
change the law (Health and Safety)on nets under trees where the young ones train
Mammals -
Make Riendeer wear high viz vest's while out in the countryside
Give the RSPCA a blue and red light so we know when they're coming to get us
Change the law on hunting to allow us to hunt people in towns with our bird friends
Reptiles and Insects-
Make Wellington Boots in very small sizes becauce all the rubbish we have to put our feet in is ****
Give Insects the right to bite anything they want without fear of retaliation
Make sure all meat is served Bare and not with there coats on.
As I said it's a light hearted look at the election because I'm already fed up of the serious stuff
so come on the sillier the better
Happy threading
3 Parties
1 - Primates
2 - Mammals
3 - Reptile and Insects
Now for the hard part niether party has any policies at the moment so we have to come up with the policies for them.
No political probaganda please this is a light hearted thread
policies I've thought of
Primates -
make banana's cheaper in the supermarkets
make nut crackers that work
change the law (Health and Safety)on nets under trees where the young ones train
Mammals -
Make Riendeer wear high viz vest's while out in the countryside
Give the RSPCA a blue and red light so we know when they're coming to get us
Change the law on hunting to allow us to hunt people in towns with our bird friends
Reptiles and Insects-
Make Wellington Boots in very small sizes becauce all the rubbish we have to put our feet in is ****
Give Insects the right to bite anything they want without fear of retaliation
Make sure all meat is served Bare and not with there coats on.
As I said it's a light hearted look at the election because I'm already fed up of the serious stuff
so come on the sillier the better
Happy threading