Fun reviews of zoo animals (spoof)

Some of these are very clever!

Here’s my attempt:

Packaging not the best, arrived a little creased in the forehead area and with its paws slightly turned in. But it does the job! The claws are excellent for breaking various things open, the tongue gets into even the hardest to reach areas. A great engineering tool, does a perfect job of clearing up termites. Came with plenty of extra skin, especially at the rear. Overall pleased with purchase, would definitely buy again.
 
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Surely we can come up with some good ones?

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I'll have a go, because why not?
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RATING: 5/5

I ordered this little guy despite the fact there was an "Extremely Vicious" warning tag on it. I was not disappointed. It mainly eats local roadkill, which I find pleasing. Subtracted 2 stars for constant growling and biting, added 2 stars for cartoon reference and road cleanup skills.

Link to picture: Tasmanian devil | ZooChat (pls post)

-:cool::cool:TheWalrus:cool::cool:
 
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TheWalrus said:
I'll have a go, because why not?
full

RATING: 5/5

I ordered this little guy despite the fact there was an "Extremely Vicious" warning tag on it. I was not disappointed. It mainly eats local roadkill, which I find pleasing. Subtracted 2 stars for constant growling and biting, added 2 stars for cartoon reference and road cleanup skills.

Link to picture: Tasmanian devil | ZooChat (pls post)

-:cool::cool:TheWalrus:cool::cool:
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Had to edit it slightly to fit, and I used a slightly better photo (more closeup - also showing teeth): ZooChat Forums on Twitter
 
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