Great sayings/quotes

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Sam

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Anybody know some good ones, I just love: 'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.'
 
Squash the drama and Do i look that dumb
 
I'm a fan of George Bush Quotes. . . one I remember is "I believe humans and fish can co-exist happily"

"I want to tell you how proud I am to be the President of a nation that -- in which there's a lot of Philippine-Americans. They love America and they love their heritage. And I reminded the President that I am reminded of the great talent of the -- of our Philippine-Americans when I eat dinner at the White House."

.... Um what?

"As John Howard accurately noted when he went to thank the Austrian troops there last year..."
 
There is saying that if your going to a place with crocodiles just make sure you come with someone that you can outrun!
 
I purchased a birthday card for my four year old nephew which contained a bage bearing the phrase 'I am four.'

On the back of the badge was a warning that it was not suitable for children under the age of five!
 
"Since the beginning of time man has dreamed of destroying the sun" -- Mr. Burns

"Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching somebody in the dark" -- Nelson Munse

"I personally will kill the time child and eat his entrails on my tummy" -- the king of the sea otters (South Park)
 
there is another one that comes to mind:

Never take life too seriously no one comes out with a life anyway.

And our Graphics teacher said to us that there is no such thing as a stupid question,

and another kid goes yeah no such thing as stupid questions just stupid people,

I personally though find that a little harsh,
 
Here's a real quote from Eubie Blake, who played ragtime piano and wrote music with Fats Waller. He was remarkable for his longevity: like George Burns and Bob Hope he passed away within a few days of his 100th birthday. When he was in late 90s he said
"If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself."

Alan
 
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