Lawn Mowing Simulator

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Just saw this ad on ZooChat for Lawn Mowing Simulator, which I thought was amusing enough - after having played Farming Simulator (which captured my attention for less than 1 hour). Not sure how long mowing lawns would keep me amused.

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But then I noticed the included DLC - "Dino Safari"

I looked it up - here's the description from Steam:

Dino Safari first opened its doors in 1994 to capitalise on the mainstream obsession with all things prehistoric, and is proudly still going strong today. This beloved local location is one of the area’s premier tourist attractions, transporting kids and adults alike into a bygone time around its proud central volcano. There are four main zones containing eight dinosaurs whose grounds need maintaining… if you’re brave enough!

T-Rex Paddock

The notorious Tyrannosaurus Rex is the favourite dinosaur of many, and you can follow its footprints into the T-Rex Paddock. Carefully trim around these prints to keep them visible and pristine for Dino Safari’s guests!

Cretaceous Canyon

The Cretaceous Canyon is called home not only to more unique archaic creatures but also the park’s Cretaceous Café, where all ages can enjoy a bite to eat. Unfortunately, some of the guests’ manners could also be described as archaic – so you’ll have to make sure to keep the area in tip-top shape with both cutting and litter contracts.

Herbivore Valley

Herds of gentle giants ‘roam’ through Herbivore Valley - and Dino Safari’s guests often enjoy a shaded seat under a Brachiosaurus, or a picnic with a Parasaurolophus. Dino Safari’s youngest patrons can also use Herbivore Valley’s play area, so it’s vital that this zone remains as clean and tidy as possible.

Raptor Enclosure

Follow the winding trail through thick bushes to the Raptor Enclosure; possibly the most dangerous of all Dino Safari zones. Make sure that even the most petrified of guests stop for a second to admire the pristine surroundings before continuing their escape from the resident Velociraptors.
I'm not sure how interesting this will be to ZooChat members - but if you are into this kind of thing - it's out there!
 

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Just saw this ad on ZooChat for Lawn Mowing Simulator, which I thought was amusing enough - after having played Farming Simulator (which captured my attention for less than 1 hour). Not sure how long mowing lawns would keep me amused.

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But then I noticed the included DLC - "Dino Safari"

I looked it up - here's the description from Steam:

Dino Safari first opened its doors in 1994 to capitalise on the mainstream obsession with all things prehistoric, and is proudly still going strong today. This beloved local location is one of the area’s premier tourist attractions, transporting kids and adults alike into a bygone time around its proud central volcano. There are four main zones containing eight dinosaurs whose grounds need maintaining… if you’re brave enough!

T-Rex Paddock

The notorious Tyrannosaurus Rex is the favourite dinosaur of many, and you can follow its footprints into the T-Rex Paddock. Carefully trim around these prints to keep them visible and pristine for Dino Safari’s guests!

Cretaceous Canyon

The Cretaceous Canyon is called home not only to more unique archaic creatures but also the park’s Cretaceous Café, where all ages can enjoy a bite to eat. Unfortunately, some of the guests’ manners could also be described as archaic – so you’ll have to make sure to keep the area in tip-top shape with both cutting and litter contracts.

Herbivore Valley

Herds of gentle giants ‘roam’ through Herbivore Valley - and Dino Safari’s guests often enjoy a shaded seat under a Brachiosaurus, or a picnic with a Parasaurolophus. Dino Safari’s youngest patrons can also use Herbivore Valley’s play area, so it’s vital that this zone remains as clean and tidy as possible.

Raptor Enclosure

Follow the winding trail through thick bushes to the Raptor Enclosure; possibly the most dangerous of all Dino Safari zones. Make sure that even the most petrified of guests stop for a second to admire the pristine surroundings before continuing their escape from the resident Velociraptors.
I'm not sure how interesting this will be to ZooChat members - but if you are into this kind of thing - it's out there!

Sounds like The Simpsons predictions strike again. #YardWorkSimulator

 
This looks hilarious. Thanks for a laugh, and also this game sounds kind of interesting. Maybe I'll get it some day.
 
There is a lot of weirdly niche simulation games out there... I remember power-washing simulator was decently popular a while ago.
 
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