Movie review rant 2016

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Did they dismantle Blackbriar?
well my understanding of the plot-lines is that Treadstone was the initial programme. When Bourne exposed it Treadstone was "shut down", but in reality it was simply re-purposed and became Blackbriar. When that one was "shut down" it became Ironhand. So they're all basically the same thing, they simply bury it deeper and give it a new identity. I think Outcome must be an adjoining programme, given that Legacy was taking place at the same time as Supremacy and Ultimatum.

I'm trying to avoid spoilers for the movie because it is a new movie (as opposed to the older movies I review which everyone has either already seen or isn't going to see anyway), but by the end of Ultimatum Bourne remembered everything - so this movie isn't about him trying to find out who he is any more, instead he is trying to uncover the truth about something he never knew about in the first place. And yes it is about his past in Treadstone, specifically the real reason he ended up in the programme. (In the trailer he says he joined "because of a lie").
 
I'm looking forward to this movie when it comes out on streaming services, so I'll come back to this review in about 3 months.
 
The Vacation - 7/10
This is a modern take on the National Lampoon movie from the 80s. The young boy from that movie has now grown up and takes his own family on a roadtrip to the amusement park that he visited as a child. It's funny in parts, cheesy in others, and bizarre in others. Watch it if it's on TV.

The Gift - 8/10
This is an adult movie - not in an X-rated sense, but because of the memories it will elicit. A young couple returns to live in the town that the husband grew up in, and on their first day, they meet a man in a department store that he went to high school with. The man then starts to show up at their house, and it becomes a bit unnerving. How do you politely tell someone to p*** off when they are trying to be friendly? Anyway, think of it like a situation where your new neighbours are too friendly, you end the friendship, and they become creepy, really creepy. Worth a rent if you like tense thrillers.

Batman vs Superman - 6/10
A dark (tone and colours), very long movie, the sole purpose of which (in my opinion) was to set up the cinematic DC universe with the upcoming Justice League and Wonderwoman movies. Many scenes didn't make sense, and you would probably leave with more questions than answers. Watch it if you're a fan of superhero movies, and are prepared to watch two more movies to get your answers.

Horns - 8/10
I caught this film on one of the streaming services, and really enjoyed it. It's a dark, supernatural murder-mystery starring an all grown up Harry Potter actor (Daniel Radcliffe), where he grows horns because he damns god after his girlfriend is murdered and he is accused of the crime. The horns give him the ability to make those around him tell the truth and become susceptible to his influence, and he uses this dark gift to find the real killer. It's worth a rent.

Winter's Tale - 7/10
Starring Colin Farrell, Russel Crowe, and Will Smith (in a minor role), this supernatural romance film was far more enjoyable than many of the negative reviews suggested. It's a love story set in Manhattan in the present day and the 1920s, where Colin doesn't age, and is searching for his red-haired love, while Russell, a demon in human form, hunts him to stop him finding his new love (something about preventing humans from experiencing miracles). If your wife or girlfriend is always hassling you to watch romance films, then this is a good one to choose to win you some points, because you are bound to enjoy it.
 
10 Cloverfield Lane - 6/10

I'm a JJ Abrams fan, through and through, but I'm not sure how I feel about this movie. For about an hour, there are just three characters, all locked away in a doomsday bunker as the world supposedly ended above ground. It's a tense thriller/mystery, since you never really know if John Goodman is telling the truth, or is just a psycho. Is he keeping the man and woman hostage, or did the world really end? Anyway, the movie was great up to the point where all is revealed in a "say what??" moment. You will enjoy it if you like the genre and his Super 8 movie, but only watch it if it's on TV.
 
Batman vs Superman - 6/10
A dark (tone and colours), very long movie, the sole purpose of which (in my opinion) was to set up the cinematic DC universe with the upcoming Justice League and Wonderwoman movies. Many scenes didn't make sense, and you would probably leave with more questions than answers. Watch it if you're a fan of superhero movies, and are prepared to watch two more movies to get your answers.

Did you see the theatrical version or the extended edition?

~Thylo:cool:
 
Grease - Live TV Musical - 8/10

I don't think that I ever saw the original with John Travolta and Olivia Newton John, so I didn't know what to expect. The story is timeless I suppose - hunks, jocks, cheerleaders, nerds, ugly ducklings just trying to survive high school.

Where this 'movie' really stands out, is that it was live. As in performed and broadcast in real time, with a cast of hundreds, all dancing and singing in time. And for that feat of choreography alone, it deserves 10/10. I deducted a couple points because I don't think the songs were catchy, or the story was engaging. Nonetheless, I'm looking forward to the next live musical broadcast to make it to Netflix.
 
Grease - Live TV Musical - 8/10

I don't think that I ever saw the original with John Travolta and Olivia Newton John, so I didn't know what to expect.

Well that is one movie you should definitely buy, download, pirate, e-cloud, Hulu or whatever it is you do to watch movies.

:p

Hix
 
Sicario - 6/10
When a movie is critically acclaimed, it usually means that I wouldn't like it. Still, since it was about Mexican drug lords versus the FBI, I thought it couldn't be too bad. Instead, what I got was a very slow movie with few action sequences. Someone greenlighted a spinoff movie about Benecio del Toro's character, so who knows, you just might enjoy it if you like slow burners.
I just watched this the other day without having heard anything about it previously. I liked it - but we all know you don't like movies with a story. I'm not a great fan of Benecio Del Toro but I like Josh Brolin. Emily Blunt is okay.

I would certainly recommend the movie to anyone (except nanoboy). It made me want to go to Mexico.

However I didn't understand the purpose of filling the walls of the drug-house with corpses, and why nobody could smell them until they actually saw them.
 
I just watched this the other day without having heard anything about it previously. I liked it - but we all know you don't like movies with a story. I'm not a great fan of Benecio Del Toro but I like Josh Brolin. Emily Blunt is okay.

I would certainly recommend the movie to anyone (except nanoboy). It made me want to go to Mexico.

However I didn't understand the purpose of filling the walls of the drug-house with corpses, and why nobody could smell them until they actually saw them.

Say what? Benecio was the only good thing about the movie! He was excellent.

So if you like the genre, then may I recommend the far better Brazilian movies Elite Squad 1 & 2, about their equivalent DEA unit tackling drug pushers in the favelas.
 
The Conjuring - 7/10
Holy crap. What a scary movie. You need to watch this in a dark home theatre with the stereo sound cranked up to enhance the scares. It's your stock standard haunted house, ghosts, poltergeist, creepy basement, horrible past murder etc etc story, but it's done very well. Rent it for Halloween.

Man on a Ledge - 8/10
I initially thought this was going to be like the Colin Farrell movie, Phone Booth, where the movie was tense and claustrophobic, and filmed on one set. Instead, I got an old-fashioned action, thriller, heist film, with flashbacks and side-stories that was very enjoyable. Worth a rent.
 
Where I currently live there is only one movie theatre - an outdoors theatre - and it screens one movie a week, on Saturdays at 7:30 pm. Movies don't generally get repeated, so if you miss it the night it's screened, you have to either fly to Perth to see it (pointless as we see the movies long after the general release dates) or wait for it on DVD. And as it only costs $5 for an adult ticket, and if there's nothing better on the TV, I sometimes see movies I wouldn't normally make the time for.

Eye in the Sky
I hadn't heard of this movie, I was told it was about a military drone unit which didn't sound like my kind of movie, and the brief synopsis I read didn't do anything to change my mind (they used the words 'drama' and 'debate', but not 'action'. Then a friend said it starred Helen Mirren and that it was partly set in Africa. Those two little snippets swayed me enough to check it out. After all, if I was bored I can always leave.

As I said, not the kind of movie I would normally see, but I'm glad I did. After a slowish start, it became riveting (to me anyway). The storyline was fairly straightforward, but the twists and turns were frequent and some unexpected, with lots of suspense and a climax that didn't disappoint. There was a little bit of action, but it's the storyline and the characters that drive the movie along.

It also stars Alan Rickman in his last on-screen movie role playing a Lieutenant-General who is frustrated by politicians who cannot make a decision, even when they know hundreds of people are going to die.

Some excellent camerawork, and I want a beetle.

8/10

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Hunt for the Wilderpeople
A New Zealand offering, with that quirky NZ style of moviemaking and the typical NZ humour.

I was even more reluctant to see this as it looked like more of a drama-movie than Eye In The Sky did. Dad and son go bush and find themselves. Yawn. The promo in the local paper described it as "adventure/comedy/drama".

Sam Neill turned 69 a few days ago, and in this movie he looks it. But that's what they wanted for his character, a crotchety old bushman. His foil is a 14 year old kid who learns to live and survive in the NZ wilderness with him while they avoid the law and the Department of Child Services.

The movie is quite entertaining, funny in parts, and has some great cinematography showcasing some of New Zealand's beautiful rainforests and mountain scenery. And I enjoyed it more than I thought I would.

The only thing I didn't like was the portrayal of the police and Child Welfare officers as pantomime-style caricatured idiots. This (and other aspects) suggested to me it was a kids movie; I got the impression it may have been based upon a kids book, but I'm not sure. But they made up for it by having a Huia in it.

A note about the title - the boy had been reading about migrating wildebeest, and suggested he and is foster-father were wildepeople on their own migration.

A funny movie that's definitely worth a look.

8/10

:p

Hix
 
Where I currently live there is only one movie theatre - an outdoors theatre - and it screens one movie a week, on Saturdays at 7:30 pm.
I can imagine going to a movie there and in the middle suddenly jumping up pointing and yelling "Christmas Island Hawk Owl!!", and everyone going "ssssh, if you do that one more time you're not allowed back in here!"
 
You can imagine but it won't happen - the owls don't come into town, too bright with all the lights. But occasionally a tropicbird, booby or frigatebird flies overhead in the dark.

:p

Hix
 
You can imagine but it won't happen - the owls don't come into town, too bright with all the lights. But occasionally a tropicbird, booby or frigatebird flies overhead in the dark.
could I jump up and yell "boobies!".....?
 
could I jump up and yell "boobies!".....?

You could, but with no effect. Every tourist to the island makes some (or similar) joke and the locals now are as sick of it as zoo keepers are of "What sort of animal are you?"

:p

Hix



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