So you want to take a live turkey on the plane...

[DavidBrown]

The loophole for taking a live turkey with you on a plane has been found.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...law-to-bring-a-live-turkey-on-a-delta-flight/

 

[gentle lemur]

"No Ma'am, I don't want a flight for Turkey - I want a flight for a turkey, please."

Alan

 

[Arizona Docent]

Ummm ............what???

 

[nanoboy]

"I'd like turkey on my flight please - hold the chicken."