Palaeoloxodon falconeri. Even smaller zoos could keep elephants then and slightly decrease the likeliness of sheepish people asking "But where are the elephants?" Right there in front of you, n00b.
Old cranky NewYorkers might rant a little less about Central Park Zoo not having larger animals, but more about the overprized miniature Elephant Odyssey imitation exhibit. British zoo fans could happily argue with one another why Jersey Zoo gave away their last
P. falconeri...
And all over the world, infantile dim-witted mothers brutally using their prams/strollers as a battering ram to conquer the zoo could point out these tiny elephants to their offspring, squeaking excitedly, in a high-pitched frequency that awakes sleeping bats kms / miles away, "Look at those baaaby elephants!!! Sooo cuuuute!!!" while sharing this profound relevation with her virtual online audience, using her glittery latest IPhone modell, held with equally glittery lengthy artificial claws. Her equally infantile dim-witted offspring co-producer might add "I thought that'd be bigger". Both would deliberately avoid reading both the huge zoo sign and the online comments correcting them, to prevent themselves and their spawn from actually learning something from their zoo visit. A nearby eavesdropping ZooChatter would then open up a new thread at ZooChat, ZooFreunde etc., to lambast the ignorance of zoo muggles. In the meantime, the local anti-zoo lobbyist would still be at home, having finally woken up at 11:45 am after a lengthy social media comment section battle the night before, and would now merrily paint her "Free the Baby Elephants" poster for the upcoming rally in front of the zoo, together with her two blue-haired fellow believers.
At the same time, somewhere else, an EAZA / AZA /BIAZA / WAZA / WGAS-AZA... task force would be trying to find a way to phase out
P. falconeri husbandry to make room for more meerkat zoo exhibits. Or, as pointed out by
@PossumRoach , soulless animatronics.
And this, dear kids, is how to hijack another boring discussion about "Why orcas [or orcs] should not be kept in captivity."
