What creature would you least like to find in your shoe?

[bongorob]

I voted for the funnel-web spider. I have small feet and nothing larger will fit my shoes.

 

[DavidBrown]

and that was a surprise?

No surprises. I like how you changed my quote. Very clever. You should run for office.

I'm pinning this on you because I wanted to rebut Nanoboy's accusation that I was using mind-altering substances to create this poll.

 

[Chlidonias]

you saw that? Pretty sneaky!

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."

 

[Jurek7]

Asian Elephant.

 

[Pootle]

Bigfoot.

Because

a) he would break my shoes with his big feet.
b) the government would confiscate my shoes upon me finding him in them.

I would either way need new shoes.

 

[ThylacineAlive]

A cockroach. Trust me, there's nothing more annoying when you're half asleep one morning and find a cockroach resting inside your shoe when you go to put it on.

~Thylo

 

[DavidBrown]

The guy who wrote this story did not look in his shoe before putting it on and was bitten by a black widow:
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/17/s....com/pages/science/index.jsonp&pagewanted=all

 

[IanRRobinson]

Simon Cowell. He has turned up everywhere else.

 

[nanoboy]

The guy who wrote this story did not look in his shoe before putting it on and was bitten by a black widow:
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/17/s....com/pages/science/index.jsonp&pagewanted=all

Last year I killed a few around my yard. I need to spray again soon.

 

[lowland anoa]

Cassowary would be the one because I can't fight it back.

 

[TeaLovingDave]

Cassowary would be the one because I can't fight it back.

You reckon you'd come out on top in a fight with a Mamba?