Road trips are rough, because you almost cannot stand the fact that you are driving through a city with a zoo you've never been to before but you don't have the time to visit...
You belong on ZooChat because you know what an Okapi is.
Seems bizarre, but ask a couple of your friends or colleagues and I am sure they will make a poor guess or look at you as if to say "Say that again!" Despite its rather unique look and rather large size, many people just don't know what they are. Just tested this on 3 people in the office and not had any idea.
You also belong to ZooChat if you read that "someone got killed by a buffalo in a Spanish Zoo" and your immediate first thought is "... what species"?
Actually if there's someone who knows there'e more than one ambiguous elephant, then that's pretty good![]()
When you are watching a quiz on TV and the question is "name a crocodile named after a river." You shout out Orinoco.
People calling orcas whales never bothered me. They technically are odontoceti whales as are all other dolphins and porpoises.If you get angry when someone say that chimpanzees are monkeys/orcas are whales, or that there are only two species of elephant, or that some animal is ugly and stink...
You cringe when somebody calls says, "Look at the monkeys", when they look at chimpanzees, although you realise that New World and Old World monkeys are not related.
You think that the Zoo is a bad place to bring a human infant. Seriously, don't bring the baby to the Zoo. I understand that I'm opening myself to all sorts of criticism by saying this but my opinion stands.