DAY 14: Friday, July 14th
Here are 5 paragraphs talking about my life on the road, before I start reviewing the 4 zoos that I saw today. If you are interested, then please read on…but if not then skip to the reviews.
Today was a day with 4 more zoos but first I’m going to address the “sleeping in my minivan” conversation that many people commented on earlier in the thread and I’m only now getting around to discussing. I’ve been too busy! My very good friend Allen Nyhuis hit the nail on the head when he talked about “greater love, money and marriage” several days ago. While I’ve been gallivanting around the USA, my lovely wife Debbie has been watching 4 young children aged 2, 4, 6 and almost 8. I know that when two of us are home there are moments of quiet bliss and then many hours of changing diapers for the little one, getting woken up in the middle of the night because someone is thirsty, kids wanting food, toys and non-stop, constant attention. Even though we have a large house, the little kids follow us around all day long and anyone who has young children is fully aware that when you either make a phone call or are in the bathroom then that is the exact moment when they are all tugging at your legs or banging on the door. It is hectic and chaotic for much of the day. Debbie is an amazing mother to the kids and she is willing to do much more with them than I ever do. I won’t take out the bins of Play-Doh at home because the kids make a magnificent mess, but Debbie will let them have a blast. Since it is summer they are outside for a good chunk of the day, which means that when they all come in at 4:00 then Debbie has 3 solid hours of helping clean up the yard, herding them all indoors, bathing two of them at a time as all 4 in the tub at once doesn’t work any longer, and then after she just about hits the point of exhaustion for the day then it is time to make dinner for the army and do the whole bed-time routine. Then she hits REPEAT for 17 days in a row while I’m alone in California feeding hippos and strolling through a long list of zoos and aquariums.
If I was a single guy then I’d stay in a motel every night and probably have a few expensive meals just to splurge, but I’d perish of guilt if I attempted that on any of these “Snowleopard Road Trips”. There is a nice, fat mortgage payment to consider, an endless stream of visits to grocery stores to feed the growing brood, and since we both work full-time as teachers then there is $10,000 each year just in child-care (daycare) expenses. Just a few months ago we bought a brand-new KIA Sedona 2017 minivan (8-seater) and so we’ve now got car payments for many years to come. However, the vehicle had practically zero miles on it and we drove it right off the lot and it has been wonderful. I’m driving a Dodge Grand Caravan 2007 minivan (7-seater), with 260,000 km (162,000 miles) on the odometer but owning two minivans means that either Debbie or I can pick up combinations of our children (including their friends) at daycare, preschool, regular school or events in either vehicle and it has given us a lot of freedom in comparison to a minivan and just a regular car.
Anyway, Debbie’s at home with the brand-new minivan and 4 little monkeys while I’m on the road with the decade-old but still reliable minivan. All of the seats stay inside the vehicle but they ingeniously fold down into the floorboards within seconds so that other than the driver’s seat and passenger seat the whole rest of the van is flat. I have a nine-inch-thick, six-foot long mattress that fits into the van and with a pillow and sheets it is a regular bed! I park in shopping mall lots, or big “box stores” like Home Depot, Target and Wal-Mart and to be honest I’ve had really good sleeps almost every night. There isn’t the banging of doors that is to be found in motels and the amount of money that I’ve saved has been extraordinary. I’ll probably spend 5 nights in motels on this trip and 12 nights in the back of the minivan in my little bedroom and in terms of Canadian dollars I’ll easily save $1,500. Adding in the free tickets that I received in the mail for San Diego Zoo and San Diego Zoo Safari Park (from
@DAVID Brown), the free admission to San Diego Zoo on my second visit, plus Cat Haven and Fresno Chaffee Zoo (all courtesy of
@Arizona Docent) and then the free admission to Los Angeles Zoo (courtesy of zookeeper
@mstickmanp) then that is another $150 Canadian in savings to major, expensive zoos.
I have zero issues with sleeping on a full-size mattress in the back of the minivan, with many comfortable nights and only once waking up boiling hot on an especially humid night. I’ve even washed all the sheets at a laundromat, just as I would if I were at home! On this trip locating a shower has been a major concern as sometimes I’m sticky and sweaty from a day’s zoo adventures. One solution is something that my wife Debbie came up with and on a few occasions I’ve dropped by a local gym/fitness center and paid the drop-in fee (usually $9 US) and gone inside and had a private shower, brushed my teeth and come out smelling wonderful…much better than the Maned Wolf/Binturong scent that I must have had upon my arrival. Then, all nice and clean, I head to a local McDonald’s via my GPS and sit in an air-conditioned building with fast, speedy internet while I type up this blog. When it gets dark outside I find a parking lot and sleep 7 hours each night, waking up clean and refreshed and saving money in the process. If I was immensely rich it would be motels all the way, but with a big family and watching expenses then the minivan bed is working out just fine.
One more thing that I want to mention is the crazy prices of motels in the USA. Debbie and I never really track our finances unless we are travelling, as on vacation the urge to splurge is quite common. Back in 2008, pre-kids, we would stay in ultra-cheap motels and I can recall spending $35 per night for several places near Joshua Tree National Park in southern California. We would rarely spend more than $50 per night and we’d drive around until we located a $50 room. We still traveled extensively when we had 2 kids and by then we required a microwave, a mini-fridge and a half-decent establishment and we were spending $75-100 per night. Now that we have 4 kids I’m going to many zoos alone and the motel prices have become outrageous, not being helped by the exchange rate. In the past the Canadian dollar and US dollar were on par, dead even. Now I checked into a motel the other day that cost $100 US and therefore $130 Canadian and the internet didn’t work, the bathroom was nasty and the neighbours were loud. I missed my minivan bedroom and I was paying $130 Canadian for a junky motel room! Even for a single guy, finding a motel that is less than $110 Canadian is almost impossible in southern California and about 20 minutes from the Los Angeles Zoo the motels were all $200 Canadian per night. I think that I’ll stick to paying $9 US for a shower, or not shower at all, then a $10 McDonald’s meal and a free bed in the van.
Zoo/Aquarium #37: Natural History Museum of Los Angeles
Exposition Park in Los Angeles is an area with several attractions and this morning I visited two of them: Natural History Museum and California Science Center. The museum is an imposing sight from outside, with 35 million specimens (many stored off-show) and a claim to being the largest natural history museum in the western USA. The museum opened in 1913 but has undergone several renovations in recent history, the biggest boost being 2011’s Dinosaur Hall. From a zoo enthusiast’s perspective, and setting aside shells, gemstones and the like, there are some terrific dioramas in an African Mammal Hall, a pair of North American Mammal Halls (on separate levels), a Dinosaur Hall, an Age of Mammals Hall, a Discovery Center & Insect Zoo, a Nature Lab and a sprawling Bird Hall with a few hundred taxonomic specimens.
The downside to my visit is that this museum is not nearly as impressive as similar buildings in New York City and Washington, D.C., and some areas are outdated. The entire Bird Hall looks very old, with badly stained carpets and antiquated graphics, even with some rare specimens displayed: Galapagos Penguin, Secretary Bird, Whooping Crane, Sandhill Crane, California Condor, Greater Bird-of-Paradise, Black-Footed Albatross, Laysan Albatross and Great Frigatebird. However, after seeing so many zoos over the years, the static dioramas have never held the same appeal for me as I’ve gotten older.
The museum’s Insect Zoo consists of 9 small terrariums in one corner of an enormous room piled with all sorts of odds n’ ends and countless more taxidermy specimens. The heavily advertised Butterfly Pavilion, costing an additional $5, is surely the smallest of its kind in the nation. The temporary special exhibit is Extreme Mammals, also an additional $5 charge, which is a short but interesting loop with a full-size model of an Indricotherium and other cool-looking animals with “extreme” features. The best part of the museum is of course the newest section, as is so often the case, and Nature Lab opened in 2013. It is modern, sleek, interactive and contains half the animals within the facility.
Species List (21 species + butterflies): Domestic Rat, Western Pond Turtle, Red-Eared Slider, Southern Pacific Rattlesnake, Gopher Snake, Mediterranean House Gecko, American Bullfrog, California Newt, Crayfish, Chilean Rose-Hair Tarantula, Greenbottle Blue Tarantula, Black Widow Spider, Brown Widow Spider, Desert Wolf Spider, Desert Hairy Scorpion, Giant Whipscorpion, Texas Millipede, Pill Bug, California Mantis, Desert Ironclad Beetle, California Harvester Ant and a variety of butterflies.
Zoo/Aquarium #38: California Science Center
This place is actually an AZA-accredited aquarium inside Exposition Park (and almost touching the Natural History Museum) and was jam-packed to the rafters during my visit. The reason for the influx of visitors is two-fold: the center is free to the public except for a minor additional charge to view the space shuttle Endeavour. In the first 4 months after the shuttle arrived in 2013 the California Science Center had an incredible one million visitors and I certainly battled the crowds during my truncated visit. I did not see the space shuttle due to my lack of interest and crowds lining up from Los Angeles to Timbuktu. I also did not pay an admission fee to view the Body Works exhibit as I’ve seen it before and so it was very odd to just walk into this free establishment and no one stopped me or talked to me as I strolled through the facility. Being free to the public is truly a colossal mistake in my humble opinion, as the crowds on a Friday morning were insane and I cannot even imagine what weekends are like because there were signs telling people to avoid the crowds on Saturdays and Sundays. The facility should charge a low rate of $10 so that attendance drops and congestion eases in the halls.
Another major flaw, besides flinging the doors open to the masses, is the layout of the three floors. There aren’t any loops and so for example 100 people pour into the Island Zone section of the Ecosystems area and at the same time 100 people are coming back out like salmon fighting a fierce stream. Ecosystems is essentially the aquarium within the bowls of the Science Center but the Island Zone, Rocky Shore, Touch Tank Area, Poles, Desert, Deep Sea Vent, Global Room and River Zone makes 8 areas where visitors go into a room and look around and then come back out the exact same passage. Imagine the chaos and confusion of the non-paying populace of downtown Los Angeles all either cramming themselves into or out of a single 9-foot wide doorway. Anyone that is even remotely claustrophobic is probably tossed into the space shuttle’s holding cargo and left for dead.
The facility is home to a world-class Kelp Forest tank that is not quite as impressive as the staggering achievement at Monterey Bay Aquarium but the same basic principle applies here. There is a seating area so that visitors can enjoy the waving forest and watch the fish cruise through the depths. Best of all, as it is so rarely showcased, is the ability to go to the next level and look down at the top of the huge tank. I stood there for 5-10 minutes just watching the water surge up and down as if I was gazing at real ocean waves. A magnificent habitat that made all the hassle worthwhile, and the second great exhibit at this establishment is the Flash Flood. I’ve seen this one before, at Denver Downtown Aquarium, and against a desert, mock-rock backdrop there is a trickle of water that surges into a flood and comes crashing down into the pool…with some of the water splashing over the sides of the glass and soaking little kids. There are at least 15 more aquatic tanks scattered around Ecosystems and even one in the fantastic gift shop, but the species list is noting too exciting. A future addition to the Ecosystems zone is a Southeast Asian Rainforest with gibbons, langurs, otters, water monitors and various birds. Between the museum and the aquarium, I spent a combined 4 hours in the two facilities.
Zoo/Aquarium #39: Wildlife Learning Center
I drove about 45 minutes north of Los Angeles to the city of Sylmar, home to Wildlife Learning Center. This small zoo is so tiny that patrons have to park on the street of the surrounding neighbourhood! There is a large, air-conditioned trailer that serves as the admission booth and puny gift shop, and then another trailer has 33 terrariums filled with the usual suspects of Bearded Dragons, Leopard Geckos and a squished Reticulated Python in a small exhibit. The zoo really promotes “interactive animal experiences” for groups of 1-4 people, which means $25 to meet an armadillo, $40 to go in with a North American Porcupine (watch those quills!), $125 to go in the Eurasian Lynx exhibit and petting a Fennec Fox will set you back $40 for your group of zoo nerd friends.
Aside from the 33 terrariums in the pseudo “Reptile House”, there is a short loop with many chain-link enclosures that offer up minimal accommodation. The entire
Species List (20 species): Eurasian Lynx, Bobcat, Serval, Red Fox, Grey Fox, Arctic Fox, Fennec Fox, North American Porcupine, Lowland Paca, Two-Toed Sloth, Kinkajou, Black-Tailed Prairie Dog, Ring-Tailed Lemur, Common Squirrel Monkey, Bald Eagle, Tawny Owl, Western Screech Owl, Blue-and-Yellow Macaw, American Alligator and African Spurred Tortoise.
Spending 45 minutes at this small zoo was plenty of time, and just as I was scratching my head and pondering how on earth the facility obtained species such as Arctic Fox, Tawny Owl and Lowland Paca, a giraffe walked past the back of some of the enclosures. What the heck? As it turns out, the zoo does not own the giraffe but there is also a zebra, a couple of ostriches and several horses on the neighbouring farm. You guessed it, there is a possibility to also meet the giraffe for the cool sum of $60.
Zoo/Aquarium #40: Forever Wild Exotic Animal Sanctuary
About an hour and a half east of Los Angeles is this obscure “sanctuary” that is located in the city of Phelan. I never know what to expect at these small zoos and sure enough there was an extremely alert Black Mamba at this one! Throw in 5 different species of cobra and 10 species of rattlesnake and the reptile collection was surprisingly dangerous. Driving out of the smog and incessant battle with Los Angeles traffic was a delight as I headed into the surrounding hills and headed east. Without my GPS I would never have found this facility as the main road turns onto a mile-long, sandy, dirty, bumpy road and there is no sign whatsoever to indicate that a zoo is on the horizon. Driving along at a snail’s pace, teeth chattering due to the jolts to my minivan’s suspension, wondering if I was even going in the right direction, I again remarked at how many out-of-the-way little places I’ve visited over the years. Pulling up to the main building, I noticed rows of chain-link cages surrounding the property. This establishment takes in unwanted animals, exotic pets that have grown too ferocious and all sorts of odds and ends.
The zoo actually produces a colourful map which they loan to visitors (although I was allowed one copy to take home for my collection of 1,500 zoo maps) and I headed out to the Carnivore section. Here is a single African Lion in a small, chain-link home, two Cougars, at least 9 tigers (including a white one), two black leopards, 5 Bobcats and at least 6 Servals. There is also an American Black Bear, 5-6 Raccoons all together in one of the better cages, and some capuchins. None of the enclosures are adequate for the cats, although the facility is short on cash and due to its crazy location I’m sure they are lacking visitors as well.
The second part of the outdoor area has the following species: Llama, Domestic Horse, Ring-Tailed Lemur, Kinkajou, Domestic Ferret, New Guinea Singing Dog, Red Fox, Red-Tailed Hawk, Great Horned Owl, American Kestrel, American Snapping Turtle, Russian Tortoise and a few macaws. The main building/gift shop/learning center has several cages with a variety of parrots, plus a juvenile American Alligator and then the following species: Sugar Glider, Hedgehog, Two-Toed Sloth, Black Mamba, East African Green Mamba, Gaboon Viper, King Cobra, Red Spitting Cobra, Indochinese Spitting Cobra, Cape Cobra, Spectacled Cobra, Puff Adder, Neotropical Rattlesnake, Banded Rock Rattlesnake, Northern Mojave Rattlesnake, Southern Pacific Rattlesnake, Canebrake Rattlesnake, Red Diamond Rattlesnake, Panamint Rattlesnake, Ridge-Nosed Rattlesnake, Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake, Western Diamondback Rattlesnake, California Mountain Kingsnake, California Kingsnake, Great Basin Gopher Snake, Rosy Boa, Rio Fuerte Beaded Lizard, Gila Monster, Red Tegu, Bearded Dragon and Rose-Hair Tarantula.