Zoo #52: Burgers Zoo, 28/08/2017
Well, damn.
Big cats. Bears. Apes. Savannah. Rainforest house. Rinse and repeat.
One conclusion I’ve been building towards is that we nerds invent more distinctions between zoos than there really are. A tiger exhibit might be bigger or smaller, greener or barer, tasteful or temple, but it is still essentially a tiger exhibit, and all tiger exhibits are essentially the same, at least once basic hurdle requirements for animal welfare have been met. Tiger exhibits are a trope, something that is expected to have certain characteristics as part of a wider genre – zoos – that are expected to have certain characteristics.
Expand the idea out, and there’s really no need for a trip like this one. I’ve been to over 50 zoos now since March, but I’d really only recommend about 20 or so that have particular features that make them worth specifically travelling to a place for. That isn’t necessarily the same as the ‘best 20 or so’ – Helsinki certainly isn’t in the best 20 or so, but if you only wanted to go to one zoo during a trip around Scandinavia, I’d recommend it over the objectively superior Copenhagen. One stays strictly within the standard tropes for the zoo genre, and the other doesn’t. One is truly interesting in a way that the other simply isn’t.
Then you get to a place like Burgers. It doesn’t seek to upend or subvert any tropes either. The raw ingredients of a standard, European zoo are all here: big cats, bears, apes, a Savannah, a rainforest house. It’s just that it takes these tropes and pulls them together to produce as near to perfect an example of the zoo genre as can reasonably be asked for.
After entering the zoo – I arrived just a little past 11 – I promptly got lost, and stayed lost for quite some time. I later realised that I’d been following the main arterial path through the centre of the zoo, which apart from a sideways glance at the elephants doesn’t actually have any animals to see. I’d been looking for the Bush, but when I found one of the two zones labelled ‘Park’ I settled for doing it first instead. I assume the ‘park’ zones are a kind way of saying ‘the leftover bits from before we decided to try to be the best zoo in the world’, though that’s probably unfair to the first exhibits I saw, for chimpanzees and gorillas. These exhibits, I learned from some historical signage elsewhere in the zoo, are over 40 years old. That puts them before Woodland Park, does it not? If so the latter has been stealing Burgers’ credit for bringing great ape exhibits into the modern world. Even after four decades they are stunning exhibits.
The rest of the enclosures in this iteration of the Park – let’s call it Park A – are nothing particularly special, and the row of bird aviaries is one of the few things in the zoo that is truly ordinary. Park B is patchy at best too, though the leopard exhibit was the third excellent ‘spotted big cat’ enclosure I’ve seen in successive zoos. More on Burgers’ big cats later. From Park A, though, I had spotted the new Mangrove exhibit. It’s basically just manatees and flutter-byes, though there were also some horseshoe crabs: I was much more interested in those most charismatic of crustaceans than the other invertebrates flying about in front of me. As a manatee enclosure, it’s the best I’ve seen in Europe, I think (Wroclaw a possible exception) with a huge surface area relative to the likes of Beauval and Nuremberg. It’s great if you want to look down on manatees from above, but as there’s only one sub-surface window, and the manatees were at the other end, people wanting underwater viewing will be disappointed more often than not, I imagine.
I was underwhelmed by the Desert – which has a substandard bobcat enclosure and an ugly, 100% mock rock platform for bighorn sheep – and I wasn’t quite as enthused by the Ocean as I expected, either. It purports to have a 750,000 litre reef tank, and I believe them but can only assume it means the reef area I actually saw is connected to the first big tropical tank you see after entering from the Bush (as an aside, it’s no wonder I had such trouble navigating: all these buildings are separate but connected by underground tunnels, so I never knew where I was when I went outside!). I’ve made my love for big reef tanks well-known, but I wonder if Burgers have perhaps sacrificed some outright quality for the sake of being the biggest. I’d much rather have Copenhagen or Hamburg’s tank instead. I was also disappointed by the schooling fish tank: such a tank really relies on having fish that can be counted on to school, but the species in there weren’t much interested in being educated. And the bioluminescent tank, though a cool idea, was utterly let down by being in an area with external lighting: put it behind a black curtain, for pity’s sake!
That leaves Bush, which after seeing Masoala and Gondwanaland is the last of the big three indoor jungles for this trip. It’s not as big as Gondwanaland, and the concept isn’t as compelling or well-realised as Masoala, but I think it’s my favourite anyway. I got lost in there, repeatedly, and at one point ended up on some narrow dirt path up near the roof. Given Masoala’s rather more controlled experience, Bush was the most immersive of the three for me. My only complaint – and it’s a big one but also easily fixed – was the lack of species ID boards to tell me what species I should be looking out for.
Alright, now I’ve got all my criticisms and partial disappointments out of the way, let’s flip the switch to rapturous acclaim, shall we? Because for all that it’s supposed to be the indoor exhibits that are the big drawcard here, the Savannah and Rimba sections are all – yes, every single exhibit – up there with the best of their kind that I’ve seen, and in at least one case there is no doubt whatsoever about its masterpiece status. I literally finished writing my Cologne post during a lunch break at the zoo, in which I said I hadn’t found any outstanding lion exhibits in Europe. Then I headed across to the Savannah, where I found an enormous, green, lightly wooded enclosure for lions that isn’t complicated – just a wire fence enclosing some woodland – but is all the more perfect for its simplicity. The quality is mirrored by the cheetah exhibit next door (currently home to no fewer than seven cheetahs) and the enormous, gorgeous tiger enclosure over in Rimba, which is so big I kept looking for hidden barriers that might indicate that it’s actually two separate areas. Burgers might just have the best three big cat exhibits I’ve seen on this trip. The carnivore tour de force is completed by a wonderful sun bear and binturong mixed enclosure: I saw the sun bears easily enough, but I think you’d have to be very lucky to spot the binties. Never mind: seeing the trio of bears using the space is enough.
Burgers has two of the very best mixed-species ungulate exhibits I’ve seen. The Savannah is an elongated, sprawling paddock in which what must be at least 30 large animals don’t look in the slightest bit crowded. When I went through the first time the five white rhinos were wallowing in the muddy pool directly in front of the ground-level viewing area. There were zebra foals sprinting back and forth in the background, running laps that must have been close to 100m in length. The giraffes were off in the distance. It’s not perfect: there’s an ugly electricity pylon in the background, but the zoo is hardly to blame for that. It’s a remarkable exhibit.
It’s matched by another mixed ungulate exhibit in Rimba, except wait, this isn’t a mixed ungulate exhibit. It’s a mixed ungulate and primate exhibit, with macaques and siamang. I’d first caught a glimpse of the siamangs from outside Rimba, on my way into the Mangrove, and was thrilled by the climbing opportunities they had. Then when I saw the exhibit properly I realised I’d only seen them in a small portion of their overall climbing space, and had several huge trees too. I dislike seeing gibbons on the ground and guess what? Burgers’ siamangs had meaningful climbing space… and they weren’t on the ground.
If you’d told me it would only be my second favourite gibbon exhibit, though, I’d have laughed in your face. Then I found the palatial cage for yellow-cheeked gibbons and dusky langurs. Forget gibbons and langurs: I reckon this would be the best orang exhibit I’ve seen in Europe if only it had orangs, but I don’t begrudge the gibbons and langurs. How could I? I watched a gibbon brachiate at incredible speed from one end of the cage and back, flying for metres at a time from branch to branch. I’m afraid it has done permanent damage to my gibbon-watching: having seen what a gibbon cage can be, without any largesse other than space, I’m not sure anything else will ever truly satisfy me.
I’m almost thankful that that’s where this review ends, and that Burgers isn’t as big a collection as, say, Munich, let alone Berlin. There is such a thing as having too much of a good thing, and I rather fear a Burgers with the lot would ruin my appetite.