Jokes Only a Zoochatter Would Understand

[pachyderm pro]

Title is fairly self explanatory. Post some jokes or phrases that only a member of this forum would get. I figured this would be fun. To get started...

What's more Stressful?

A hard day at the office with a job you can't stand?
or...
Checking the Duisburg Zoo News thread to see if the river dolphin is still alive?

 

[TZDugong]

I’d take the office job in a heartbeat.

 

[Arizona Docent]

What is the quickest way to sabotage an enemy's computer?

Secretly subscribe them to all the Chester Zoo threads.

 

[TZDugong]

What’s harder?

Running a marathon or trying to read Chilidonias goes to Asia 2013 in one go?

 

[savethelephant]

What requires more patience?

Waiting in the Monsoon Forest by the false gharials or waiting for TeaLovingDave to finish his trip reports?

 

[TeaLovingDave]

How do you know if David Gill is reading this thread?

Don't worry... he'll tell you

 

[TeaLovingDave]

Of course, the greatest joke ever said on Zoochat is this one.....

 

[pachyderm pro]

Of the seven wonders of the world, which one is missing?

1. The Colossus of Rhodes
2. The Great Pyramid of Giza
3. The Hanging Gardens of Babylon
4. The Lighthouse of Alexandria
5. The Mausoleum at Halicarnassus
6. The Statue of Zeus at Olympia
7. Bongorob's Knees

 

[gentle lemur]

Of course, the greatest joke ever said on Zoochat is this one.....

It don't think it works if you're too old to remember Cheers

 

[Zoofan15]

When You Have Mates Who Don't Understand ZooChat...

Mate 1: Dating sites don't work, I've been on for a week, sent 42 messages and 11 smilies and not got a single reply.

Mate 2: Oh you should try Zoochat!

Mate 1: Are you on it?

Mate 2: Nah, but this guy spends half his life on it (points at me) and he has no trouble finding women to meet up with. If I didn't have a girlfriend, I'd join Tinder and Zoochat in a heartbeat.

 

[Kakapo]

What is the quickest way to sabotage an enemy's computer?
Secretly subscribe them to all the Chester Zoo threads.

Quickest and more destructive would be suscribe him to a thread with loads of videos, particularly the "Rarely seen events" one - I passed 27 minutes with my internet freezing and Shockwave Flash blocking until I was able to finally unsuscribe the thread and go back to new posts.

 

[Simon Hampel]

Of course, the greatest joke ever said on Zoochat is this one.....

WTF? I hadn't seen that post. @Chlidonias I'm not even going to try - sorry.

 

[Fallax]

Shh(*click*)elleeeeedonnyarse

 

[Simon Hampel]

Quickest and more destructive would be suscribe him to a thread with loads of videos, particularly the "Rarely seen events" one - I passed 27 minutes with my internet freezing and Shockwave Flash blocking until I was able to finally unsuscribe the thread and go back to new posts.

Yeah, that's something I'm going to need to think about - not quite sure of the best way to deal with that other than to suggest you get a better computer (seriously though - I do need to look at it)

 

[Batto]

WTF?

Isn't swearing prohibited on ZC?

 

[zoomaniac]

I guess this stands for "Where to find" because he wrote that he hasn't seen the post..

 

[Scottish Wildcat]

(maybe not zoochat exclusive, but I had to share this on here somewhere)

 

[aardvark250]

More like"vulnerable pandas"

 

[LaughingDove]

You've just made me realise the obvious extension to this thread.

Zoo-nerd specific memes!

Here's three that I just made to start off with, going with a bit of a Berlin theme here:

 

[LaughingDove]

I find these stupid memes much funnier than I should.