Now where was I, before the extra time round so rudely interrupted? Ah yes, Rome, Valencia and Whipsnade. Perhaps, if I might extend my soccer and London geography knowledge to its greatest extent, this might be roughly analogous to Roma v Valencia v... Tottenham? A battle between three almost-but-not-quites, anyway. And this match will be played on almost-but-not-quite humans, which is to say primates.