Animal Jokes/Puns

[bongorob]

My contribution.

Dr Colin Groves is researching Lagomorphs, or to put it another way - he is splitting hares.

 

[birdsandbats]

What happened to the Leopard mirror?

 

[birdsandbats]

Never mind.

 

[Ebirah766]

 

[Ebirah766]

I didn't know it's international frog day

 

[Dassie rat]

Thieves used drills to raid a jeweller's shop in Fleet Street (Hatton Garden-style raiders tunnelled into jeweller’s and stole £1m of gems).

I think they should have used chacmas.

 

[Ebirah766]

the f l u f f y e a r s

 

[Yi Qi]

Thieves used drills to raid a jeweller's shop in Fleet Street.

I didn't know @drill had a criminal record! Why didn't he tell us he was in prison?

 

[jwer]

Who said he got caught?

 

[Dassie rat]

Who said he got caught?

Who said Drill is a mandrill?

 

[KevinB]

I have no idea, but I think you can probably rest assured it would be something fowl.

Thunder Dungeon

 

[ZooBinh]

I have no idea, but I think you can probably rest assured it would be something fowl.

Thunder Dungeon

All I know is that that person was terribly lucky to see caracaras!

 

[Jake]

Here’s a good one.

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?

Pull down your pants and show him your nuts...

 

[Dassie rat]

Here are some riddles about New Zealand parrots?
1. Where do they get their furniture?
2. Who is their favourite singer?
3. Where does she relieve herself?

 

[ZooBinh]

1. Where do they get their furniture?

IKEA

2. Who is their favourite singer?

LADY KAKA

 

[Dassie rat]

Well done, ZooBinh. You got the first two right.

 

[Hix]

3. The Kakapo?

 

[Dassie rat]

That's right,, Hix.

 

[ZooBinh]

I thought it could help drain the non-zoo memes to one forum.

There is... The Nonsense Thread...

 

[amur leopard]

Hey, I created that thread, I thought it would help...

Nothing personal @Ebirah766, it's just I not think it should be a separate thread