DAY 7: Saturday, July 20th (6 zoos)
Today was a day spent in the southwest corner of the Netherlands, within the Province of Zeeland. It was a very busy day of bouncing around from zoo to zoo and I saw 6 in total, but all of them were small establishments. John went his own way in the morning, and I was back solo again after 3 nights.
Zoo/Aquarium # 17: Faunapark Flakkee (Nieuwe-Tonge,NL)
This facility’s official zoo licence was apparently obtained in June 2018, although it first opened its doors to the public in 1995 and underwent an ownership change in the mid-2000s. I only spent 45 minutes at this small, rural establishment and I dearly wish that I could have spent much longer here but Mother Nature came hurtling down on the countryside. Just before I arrived the heavens opened, and rain came bucketing down in torrents. After a mad dash from my car to the entrance, I was greeted by a broad, arms-crossed Dutch woman who appeared to give me a piece of her mind for daring to come to her zoo. She didn’t speak any English, but on realizing that I wasn’t going away she was extremely kind and even gave me an umbrella for my tour. I headed out to the sound of thunder crashing down on me and the occasional bright lightning blasts coming from up above. I pulled out my Iphone and Google assured me that umbrellas are only potential ‘death sticks’ if one is the tallest structure in the vicinity of lightning, and so I made sure to stay in the forested section of the zoo and the rain pelted my legs and shorts but at least the upper half of my body stayed dry.
As I made my way through the park, which doesn’t have a map as it’s very tiny, I noticed that all of the exhibits were adequate, without any standouts as the wood-and-wire approach is very much the status here. Lightning pierced the sky, the thunder cracked, and the rain pelted me as I struggled to snap photos from underneath the deluge. I saw every single exhibit, took over 100 photos, but was rushed due to the weather. One notable thing about this small zoo is that there are plenty of species that are practically unheard of anywhere in North America. These 7 species are all to be found at Faunapark Flakkee but are extremely rare in North American zoos: Siberian Weasel, Raccoon Dog, Cuban Hutia, Yellow Mongoose, Asian Palm Civet, Genet and Caracal.
The rain cleared up enough for me to drive to a human-made island along the far western coast of Zeeland.
Zoo/Aquarium # 18: Deltapark Neeltje Jans Aquarium (Neeltje Jans, NL)
Have any of you watched the movie The Way, Way Back (2013)? It stars Steve Carell and Sam Rockwell and is a coming-of-age flick that is partly set at a crappy old waterpark. Well, this Dutch aquarium encapsulates a mid-1980s vie of decay and decrepitude amidst the waves of the cold North Sea. There is an enormous entrance building, containing a few movie theaters (showing documentaries), a nice gift shop, some ocean artifacts and a massive restaurant. Outside is a kiddie play area, a playground, a tour of the local Delta Works, and some animals. There is a Harbour Seal pool that is as boring as the inhabitants, a California Sea Lion pool that looks as if it was constructed in somebody’s backyard, a small sea lion pool for shows, and the Blue Reef Aquarium. The aquarium has 15 tanks inside, with most of them rather forgettable except for a rather spectacular large shark tank (a couple of Blacktip Reef Sharks and a couple of Whitetip Reef Sharks amidst the fish…oh, and a fake Woolly Mammoth skull). I saw two girls go into a cage that was lowered into the exhibit and they at least felt that they were getting their money’s worth.
It was time to go inland for approximately 30 minutes.
Zoo/Aquarium # 19: Berkenhof’s Tropical Zoo (Kwadendamme, NL)
This place was a major disappointment as for some reason I was expecting a lot more out of my visit. It’s geared primarily for very young children, with a bizarre Dinosaur Room with dino-stuff and a few animals such as Cotton-top Tamarins and various tortoises. Dwarf Mongooses keep popping up on this trip and that happened again here, plus a Tegu exhibit had at least 5 of the big lizards and there were Pygmy Marmosets, macaws, lizards, snakes and a very tiny exhibit for a couple of Cuvier’s Dwarf Caiman. Outside there is a nice garden area with butterflies, while inside there are screaming kids and the largest section of all is a huge indoor playground that is also a mini-waterpark. I’m not sure that I even spent an hour here, and that includes a darkened corridor that had various fake bones and dinosaur-related material. It’s amazing at how many non-animal zones there are considering the word ‘zoo’ is in the title of the establishment.
I drove back towards the coast for 30 minutes as the day was set up according to the early and late hours of the various zoos.
Zoo/Aquarium # 20: Reptielen Zoo Iguana (Vlissingen, NL)
This is a small zoo that contains confiscated and abandoned animals that is in downtown Vlissingen, a town of around 45,000 citizens. In the middle of a sprawling square was a full-on fair, with a ferris wheel, loads of rides and games, and what seemed like half of Zeeland. I drove down loads of narrow roads where I felt as if I could brush homes with my hands if I dared to stick my arms out of the window. After I parked, I stopped my GPS/SATNAV and pulled out Google Maps on my Iphone, an essential tool when travelling in Europe down the slimmest streets in the world. Hang a left! Hang a right! Nope, that’s not a road, it’s bike lane number 5,642! Wait, is it a bike lane? It just looks like one because it’s so damn skinny but drive down it anyway. Don’t hit a bicyclist as they’ll catch up to you in seconds…haven’t you noticed their calf muscles?
Anyway, this Reptile Zoo has the most extraordinary setting as it takes up 4 or 5 floors in a building from the 1600s. The walls are crumbling in places, the staircases are so narrow that I had to squeeze by other visitors going up, and there isn’t a map anywhere and the signs on the walls are poorly done and so it was a case of ‘upstairs, downstairs’ until I got to see everything over all of the different levels. One thing that is intriguing is that all of the various terrariums had plenty of branches, wooden platforms and rocks, but I think that in just about every single exhibit the floor was covered in laminate that you’d find in someone’s kitchen. It’s probably easy to clean but looks amateurish.
I’m going with the exact names listed on the signs:
Species list (75 species): American Alligator, Dwarf Crocodile, Spectacled Caiman, Cuvier’s Dwarf Caiman, Green Anaconda, Boa Constrictor, Emerald Tree Boa, Rainbow Boa, Pacific Boa, Madagascar Ground Boa, Madagascar Tree Boa, Reticulated Python, Ball Python, Indian Python, Diamond Python, Taiwanese Beauty Snake, Cornsnake, Milksnake, Kingsnake, Yellow Ratsnake, Red Tegu, Green Iguana, Scheltopusik, Chinese Water Dragon, Bearded Dragon, Pinto Chuckwalla, Race Runner, Veiled Chameleon, Warren’s Girdled Lizard, Giant Girdled Lizard, Schneider’s Skink, Eastern Blue-tongue Skink, Giant Blue-tongue Skink, Common Monkey Skink, Gila Monster, Tokay Gecko, Leopard Gecko, Asian Water Monitor, Black Tree Monitor, Galapagos Tortoise, Marginated Tortoise, Yellow-footed Tortoise, African Spurred Tortoise, Radiated Tortoise, Hermann’s Tortoise, Adanson’s Mud Turtle, Western Twist-neck Turtle, Common Snapping Turtle, Alligator Snapping Turtle, Box Turtle, Chinese Pond Turtle, European Pond Turtle, Mata Mata, Monkey Frog, African Clawed Frog, Asian Painted Frog, Cane Toad, Green Toad, Natterjack Toad, Oriental Fire-bellied Toad, Fire-bellied Newt, Alpine Newt, Sword-tailed Newt, Small-mouth Salamander, Fire Salamander, Axolotl, Giant African Land Snail, plus at least 8 invertebrate species.
Zoo/Aquarium # 21: Het Arsenaal Aquarium (Vlissingen, NL)
Only a short walk away from the Reptile Zoo is this bizarre establishment, stretched over several floors and pirate-themed to death. There are pirate statues everywhere, staff members walking around dressed like pirates saying “arrggghhh” in your face, loads of model boats in glass containers and it’s all very kitschy and aimed at younger kids. I fit right into the place…uh…actually no I didn’t.
The top floors are basically a waste of time for a zoo enthusiast and the only animals on display are on the bottom level, which is the aquarium section. There are exactly 20 tanks and so even if one was to spend a full 60 seconds staring at each exhibit then seeing everything on offer in 20 minutes is actually a pretty reasonable pace. Species that I’ll highlight would be Common Cuttlefish, Suckermouth Catfish, Red-bellied Piranha, Common Shore Crab, Spider Crab, Edible Crab, European Lobster, Big-belly Seahorse, Thicklip Grey Mullet (which are everywhere in the Netherlands) and a stingray/small shark tank that looks exactly like the ‘Bay of Ray’ tanks found in practically every single Sea Life aquarium. Was Het Arsenaal a Sea Life at one point or did the place simply order the exact same style of tank?
At this point I have been in the Netherlands for a full week, including Day 1 when I was on the plane ride over the Atlantic Ocean. It’s been a wonderful week that has flown by at top speed and I’ve been to 21 Dutch zoos. My entire journey this summer will take up 32 nights and I’m not posting my entire schedule, but I can say that here ends ‘leg one’ out of six ‘legs’. I have a lot to say about my experience in the Netherlands that is not related to zoos (almost all very positive as I love the country) and that will be posted on another day as at the moment my thoughts are jotted down in chicken-scratch notes that I need to type up into a work of art. Haha!
After ending my one-week, 21-zoo stay in the Netherlands, I headed south knowing that I’ll be back to the nation very soon. I’ve seen most of the zoos in the western half of the county, but I’ll return to polish off a whole whack of zoos in the eastern half of the Netherlands on this trip. I drove through the Western Scheldt Tunnel, which was a really cool experience and cost me a toll of 5 Euros. My first toll in the Netherlands, a welcome respite from the American ridiculousness of charging people to drive on a road. In Europe you cannot pee anywhere without forking over money from your wallet (which I’ve still yet to do!) but in the USA many highways are tolled beyond belief. The Western Scheldt Tunnel, according to Wikipedia, is a 6.6 km/4.1-mile tunnel that opened in 2003, and it feels as if one is inside it forever as the length stretches just long enough for me to ponder the meaning of life. When one emerges, they are practically in Belgium! I had originally scheduled the 5 smaller Dutch zoos today and since I found some of them to be tinier than expected (Het Arsenaal being the perfect example) I made it to Belgium and my second Reptile Zoo of the day.
Zoo/Aquarium # 22: Serpentarium Blankenberge (Blankenberge, BE)
Now here are the venomous snakes that I’d be missing out on in Europe, with some true rarities thrown in to show that whomever runs this joint is a serious herpetologist. Blankenberge is a seaside town and there is a very long boardwalk that runs past loads of shops and cafes right by the water. Many Dutch and Belgian communities have seaside areas that are surprisingly nice, with wide beaches and a lot of shopping amenities. One doesn’t picture the North Sea as being anything but cold and calculating, but in the summer months it looks like southern California with families packed on the beaches. I saw a huge sign for ‘Belgium’s largest Reptile Zoo’, which is a bit silly as is there even a second Reptile Zoo in the nation? It’s like me saying that I’m currently the ‘tallest Canadian in the Province of Zeeland. Look at Snowleopard walk down the street…he’s 6 feet tall and a giant of a man if you look only at Canadians in Zeeland on July 20th, 2019.
I loved Serpentarium Blankenberge, as even though it is not very large the attention to detail is superb. There are mock-rock visitor pathways that make it feel as if one is winding their way through some Utah canyons, and each of the terrariums is beautifully furnished with all sorts of natural substrate set against mock-rock backdrops. There’s none of the ugly, plain, boring laminate flooring that was found at the small Dutch Reptile Zoo earlier in the day, but here in Belgium all of the reptile exhibits were well-designed, and it makes a heck of a difference in terms of visitor appreciation. People weren’t strolling with ease past snakes and lizards, but instead were stopping to take their time or struggle to actually find the denizens of the exhibits. What a difference! Earlier, at Reptilien Zoo Iguana, the furnishings inside the vivariums consisted of a handful of rocks and branches on plain, flat floors and the animals could be seen in seconds as there weren’t a lot of hiding places. At Serpentarium Blankenberge, with its superior exhibit quality and more exciting collection, the contrast was palpable. (That analogy could probably be applied to just about every zoo exhibit in the world.) I thoroughly enjoyed over an hour at this place, and I was the last to leave as they closed down for the evening at 7:00 p.m.
Behold a fantastic list:
Species list (89 species): Cuvier’s Dwarf Caiman, Reticulated Python, Ball Python, Jungle Carpet Python, Green Tree Python, Rainbow Boa, Madagascar Ground Boa, Dumeril’s Boa, Black Mamba, Thai Monocle Cobra, Rhinoceros Viper, Nose-horned Viper, Great Lakes Bush Viper, Puff Adder, Western Diamondback Rattlesnake, Prairie Rattlesnake, Copperhead, Mexican Moccasin, Taiwanese Beauty Snake, Mandarin Ratsnake, Flower Snake, Four-lined Snake, Baron’s Green Racer, Florida Kingsnake, California Kingsnake, Cornsnake, Central American Milksnake, Green Iguana, Motagua Spiny-tailed Iguana, Eastern Casquehead Iguana, Desert Iguana, Green Water Dragon, Plumed Basilisk, Spiny-tailed Monitor, Veiled Chameleon, Panther Chameleon, Knight Anole, Chinese Crocodile Lizard, Northern Caiman Lizard, Blue Spiny Lizard, Cuvier’s Madagascar Swift, Mexican Beaded Lizard, Gila Monster, Moroccan Spiny-tailed Lizard, Frilled Lizard, Argentine Black and White Tegu, Red Tegu, Prehensile-tailed Skink, Orange-eyed Crocodile Skink, Blue-tongued Skink, Shingleback Skink, Oriental Garden Lizard, Giant Madagascar Day Gecko, Pacific Web-toed Gecko, Leopard Gecko, Common Snake-neck Turtle, Florida Softshell Turtle, Big-headed Turtle, Giant Monkey Frog, White’s Tree Frog, Chinese Flying Frog, File-eared Tree Frog, African Clawed Frog, Sambava Tomato Frog, Cranwell’s Horned Frog, Malaysian Leaf Frog, Blue Poison Dart Frog, Dyeing Poison Dart Frog, Yellow-banded Poison Dart Frog, Budgett’s Frog, Cane Toad, Oriental Fire-bellied Toad, Axolotl, Red Piranha, Pacu, Blind Cave Fish, Olive-keeled Flat-rock Scorpion, Emperor Scorpion, Honduras Curly Hair Tarantula, Mexican Red-leg Tarantula, Mexican Red-knee Tarantula, Mexican Pink Tarantula, Costa Rican Zebra Tarantula, Peruvian Purple Tarantula, Salem Oriental Tarantula, White-collared Tarantula, Metallic Pinktoe Tarantula, Chilean Rose-hair Tarantula and Madagascar Hissing Cockroach.