I type up an epic review of Pairi Daiza and the floodgates opened on this thread...haha! There have been more than 200 comments and I'm not quite halfway through the trip, which is a positive sign as I have always loved my annual (or almost annual) summer road trip threads. I've met at least 20 ZooChatters over the years, had many behind-the-scenes tours, and I'm always grateful to have my passion for zoos and aquariums as it has led me down many interesting paths.
Before I even begin to type up several days of zoo reviews, I need to address the plethora of comments or questions put my way. First of all, I've only spent two nights in the rental car (a Cactus Citroen) and that will be it for the entire trip. On the 2008, 2010, 2011 and 2012 trips I was with my wife and then the first couple of our kids and so obviously we had motels 100% of the time. Then on the past four trips (2014, 2015, 2017 and 2018) I spent many nights in the family minivan as I was alone. That's an 8-seater van where all of the seats can be folded down in the space of a few minutes and I'd toss a full-size mattress into the back. I'd shower at truck-stops and then get 6-7 hours of sleep each night and it was glorious and inexpensive. On this trip, without a van or a mattress, the two sleeps that I did have in the car were brutal and with the heatwave there was never an option for a third night in the car. That's done forever. I have been staying at Ibis Budget Hotels every single night, for reasonable rates. My cheapest was 48 Euros ($54 Canadian) but there was a $10 Euro parking charge. (Everything costs extra in Europe). Several nights were 80 Euros ($120 Canadian) and that's too much money if I was to do that for all 32 nights. For the first time in my life I'm actually booking hotels ahead of time and checking in online and Ibis has clean, safe, rooms that I would recommend. The only thing missing is air-conditioning, which sounds trivial but if you read any news article, via Google, the stunning lack of air-conditioning has been directly linked to thousands of deaths during the 2003 European heatwave crisis. Having that amenity would have literally saved thousands of people from dying.
The Ibis Budget Hotel rooms are very tiny, often with a shower stall only about 4 feet from the bed. Everything is tiny over here, including the hotel rooms. Vehicles are half the size, as in Canada most families have vans (called minivans even though they seat 7-8 people in total) and huge pickup trucks. I can't imagine taking a truck down the narrow streets that I've gone on while in major European cities, as on a number of occasions I've been driving for hours on highways, then rural roads, and then jam-packed urban centers. I'll probably do more driving in 33 days than most British zoo nerds in their lifetime in terms of foreign, overseas driving. Many people reading this take a plane and then public transportation to many major zoos. That's all fine and dandy, but there is next to zero chance of going to a ton of smaller places without a rental car. Perhaps many zoo enthusiasts don't actually want to go to some of those miniscule zoos though...haha! Maybe they are the smart ones for skipping crappy zoos. "Let's wait a few years and Snowleopard will get around to reviewing it for us."
Lavatories/washrooms/toilets/restrooms are incredibly tiny here. Going pee in a McDonald's washroom on several occasions while inside a tiny room with a couple of other guys is sort of surreal. I'm rubbing shoulders with a big man and trying to aim straight! There are washrooms where you enter to find a tiny, single basin to wash your hands and a stall, and then one enters a second room with the urinals. Space is a premium even to use the loo!
Parking is sheer insanity, even with a fairly small automobile. Some zoos don't even have proper parking lots and I've had to park a kilometer away in some random neighbourhood. I always take a photo of the nearest street sign as I don't want to become so wrapped up in a two-hour zoo visit and then emerge and not know where the hell I parked my car. That happened to me once in Vancouver 20 years ago, and I had to pay a taxi driver to take me all over the area until I finally located the vehicle. I've had to pay for parking on more occasions in the past two weeks than on some of my entire zoo trips in the past.
If your vehicle breaks down while in Europe, is it mandatory to wear a bright orange/yellow/red vest? I've seen that happen on several occasions, especially in Germany. Interesting.
@ShonenJake13 Thanks for your input in regards to Pairi Daiza. I didn't know about the second lion enclosure, but then it seems as if many others didn't know about it either. Also, a third Shoebill Stork aviary? Wow. At least 99% of the world's zoos won't ever even have that species, let alone a trio of aviaries with them. How many zoos have Openbill storks? Pairi Daiza had at least three of them, once again proving that it is an ideal zoo for nerds.
No, Tim and I did not ride the train or watch the raptor show at Pairi Daiza,
@ANyhuis . I wouldn't mind if I never watched a raptor show again as I've seen enough over the years and they hold almost zero appeal to me. The same goes for dolphin shows at other zoos...almost zero appeal. As you know, I'm always content to walk around zoos all day long, ignoring shows and keeper talks and various presentations unless one happens to be going on while I'm strolling past. If I had my 4 kids with me then the train ride would probably happen, and we might see the raptor show, but then I'd also only get to see 25% of Pairi Daiza. The curse of small children at a zoo.
Yes, I think that
@sooty mangabey is onto something in regards to admission prices at zoos. Many small aquariums, whether it is in California, Texas or Belgium, charge exorbitant fees to enter and see fish for an hour or two. Some small zoos charge a lot as well, and a typical family could be done by lunchtime. Pairi Daiza cost me 38 Euros ($55 Canadian) plus I think that it was 8 Euros ($12 Canadian) for parking and so $67 Canadian would make it one of the most expensive zoos I've ever toured. I'm not counting theme park zoos like Disney's Animal Kingdom, Busch Gardens or SeaWorld San Diego, which all have rollercoasters galore between them and Pairi Daiza is miles better than that lot anyway. Pairi Daiza is nothing like a theme park and yet visiting the zoo is an
experience unlike any other. Even some zoo nerds from England who have commented on this thread about how they are not totally in love with Pairi Daiza...well, those same guys have in some cases visited the zoo on multiple occasions. I paid about $8 Canadian per hour to spend the day at one of the greatest zoos I've ever had the privilege to visit, and that seems like a steal. Maybe the place should increase its prices...
Seriously
@Jogy ? Walruses, a 'jungle dome' and a doubling of space. Holy smokes. As
@Tim Brown put it, there is a certain status with a zoo taking up someone's entire day and very few zoos of the world are in that category. Sure, some nerds go around faster or slower than others, but on average Pairi Daiza must be right up there as one of the zoos that takes the longest to see. Only San Diego, Bronx and Omaha fit into that category in all of North and South America, Australia doesn't really have any zoos that take all day to see (although Taronga is a big one), and maybe Singapore would qualify in Asia. That leaves a handful in Europe that
on average would take 8 hours to tour. Pairi Daiza is in rare company indeed!
Certainly I've been open with my approximate times going around zoos in more than 400 reviews now and so the whole internet has access to my 'Snowleopard pace'. I will say that for this particular trip I've seen so many Maras, Llamas, Alpacas and Capybaras (and that's just sticking with a South American theme) that when I come across my 200th Mara on the trip I just stop for a few exhibit photos and move on after probably 10 seconds. Unless the Maras are having sex with each other or trying to mount an escape, then I'm just not bothered. Just this morning I was at Zoo Neuwied and I saw Dwarf/Chacoan Maras there and those guys kept me looking for a long time. They weren't mounting anything and I loved seeing something new. The repetitive nature of seeing Eurasian Eagle Owls and Barn Owls
every single freaking day and sometimes every hour means that I'm clearly not hanging around watching a darn Barn Owl sit in one spot for 30 minutes.

I've always been obsessed with the exhibits in zoos, even far more so than the rare species. I'm an exhibit guy through-and-through and that's why most of my photos that I post don't have any animals in them. Who needs animals anyway!
Thanks for the kind words
@Maguari and
@Shorts and
@vogelcommando and others. My day revolves getting up at 6:00 a.m. (usually 5:00 a.m. back home but I'm staying up later here and sleeping in!) and puttering around online before beginning my 'zoo-ing'. Then at night I talk/text with my wife and kids and once I'm all showered and settled I usually log a good 5 straight hours on the laptop doing reviews and photos. I'll easily type up a 120-word document after I'm done this trip, but I need to do it all ASAP because when I get home I'll have an exhausted wife and 4 rambunctious kids to deal with and there is no way that they are going to let me spend 5 hours per night typing up zoo reviews for a bunch of lunatics on this site.
One last thing and I'm all caught up. My calf muscles are the envy of every Dutch citizen in Europe. I have gone from a sedentary lifestyle at home, never once going to the gym but getting a work out by travelling up and down multiple stairs in a big house and tons of yardwork...and now I'm walking 8 hours
per day. Whether that is one behemoth of a zoo or 4 smaller places, I'm clocking 6-8 hours of straight walking daily. I think to end my trip I'll buy some hot pink spandex shorts and a bike helmet, then I'll strut around Amsterdam Airport with a Maple Leaf flag unfurled from my nether regions. I'll wear a sign that says "I arrived as a Canuck but depart as an honorary European".