Jokes Only a Zoochatter Would Understand

[SivatheriumGuy]

Uhh... Meerkats are the most common things I have seen in zoos. What do you mean "They aren't to common around here"? Do you mean your home state/zoo?

Ehem ehem... red-necked wallabies...

 

[Zoofan15]

What's better:
Meerkats
Ringtail lemurs
Or crazy fans drooling over both of those?

Can I choose "none" as an answer?

There’s three things that are worse:

1. Grown adults who call all Ring-tailed lemurs ‘King Julien.’

2. Grown adults who sing ‘I like to move it, move it’ when they see a Ring-tailed lemur.

3. Grown adults who do 1) and 2) in sequence.

Note: the adults in 1) also refer to all Clownfish as ‘Nemo’, all Indo-Pacific surgeon fish as ‘Dory’ and all gorillas as ‘Harambe.’ African lions rotate between getting called ‘Simba’ and ‘Alex’ as the release/rerelease of movies dictate.

 

[Luke da Zoo nerd]

There’s three things that are worse:

1. Grown adults who call all Ring-tailed lemurs ‘King Julien.’

2. Grown adults who sing ‘I like to move it, move it’ when they see a Ring-tailed lemur.

3. Grown adults who do 1) and 2) in sequence.

Note: the adults in 1) also refer to all Clownfish as ‘Nemo’, all Indo-Pacific surgeon fish as ‘Dory’ and all gorillas as ‘Harambe.’ African lions rotate between getting called ‘Simba’ and ‘Alex’ as the release/rerelease of movies dictate.

Oh my... CRINGE.

 

[Onychorhynchus coronatus]

There’s three things that are worse:

1. Grown adults who call all Ring-tailed lemurs ‘King Julien.’

2. Grown adults who sing ‘I like to move it, move it’ when they see a Ring-tailed lemur.

3. Grown adults who do 1) and 2) in sequence.

Note: the adults in 1) also refer to all Clownfish as ‘Nemo’, all Indo-Pacific surgeon fish as ‘Dory’ and all gorillas as ‘Harambe.’ African lions rotate between getting called ‘Simba’ and ‘Alex’ as the release/rerelease of movies dictate.

Totally agree ...

 

[birdsandbats]

Uhh... Meerkats are the most common things I have seen in zoos. What do you mean "They aren't to common around here"? Do you mean your home state/zoo?

In the US in general. They aren't rare but they aren't common, either.

 

[ThylacineAlive]

In the US in general. They aren't rare but they aren't common, either.

Meerkats are insanely common in the US in general

~Thylo

 

[Luke da Zoo nerd]

Meerkats are insanely common in the US in general

~Thylo

Yes.

 

[birdsandbats]

 

[Cassidy Casuar]

 

[SivatheriumGuy]

This meme has a lot of potential. Here my take, done fastly in paint:

 

[Ebirah766]

 

[ThylacineAlive]

But what average visitor wouldn't know what a piranha, penguin, hippo, hammerhead shark, octopus, and jellyfish are?

~Thylo

 

[Junklekitteb]

But what average visitor wouldn't know what a piranha, penguin, hippo, hammerhead shark, octopus, and jellyfish are?

~Thylo

Doesn't matter if they know what they are, they will still either behave like they don't or call it weird things like Moto Moto...

 

[Dassie rat]

There are many people who think that the Portuguese man of war is a jellyfish,

 

[FBBird]

There are many people who think that the Portuguese man of war is a jellyfish,

....,..when it's actually a boat?

 

[(Adsa)]

There are many people who think that the Portuguese man of war is a jellyfish,

when they’re actually a siphonophore

 

[Junklekitteb]

New joke I came up with today.

Today, so many people were at the aquarium, there were visitors in the local fish area!

My local aquarium doesn’t have a local fish section.

 

[Yi Qi]

What did the Leafs fan say about the Franklin Park Zoo?
I can't tell you, as its too profane for this site.

If you haven't guessed, I really hate Boston, if you must know. I'm a proud Torontonian, and I wouldn't be if I allowed it and those Bruins any mercy.

 

[TeaLovingDave]

I really hate Boston, if you must know.

Is it more than a feeling?

 

[Yi Qi]

Is it more than a feeling?

What does this phrase mean again?