Jake1508
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Following the success of my “What animals have you been attacked by” thread
Here’s another one about my worst injury’s... Feel free to comment your worst injury’s ( don’t worry about them being gross, mine are pretty bad!)
My first (serious) injury was when I was younger maybe about 10 and I had the stupid idea of climbing a dead Banksia tree in my yard and it had termites in it which at the time I didn’t check and the branch I was standing on broke and I fell and my shirt got stuck around my head and I was stuck about 20 feet up.When I got back down I saw I had long scratch marks going from my neck to the bottom on my stomach. That is minor to the other injury’s I have had over the past 17 years of my life.
The second injury was when I was next door with my younger neighbour and his parents and sister helping them knock down their dam when I got smashed on the back of the head with something metallic. My neighbours son who I will call Steve had smacked me forcefully with a star picket across the back of my head. That had to be glued.
This ones ironic. I was watching funny fails of people stuffing up tricks on Tv
and I paused the tv and got in the shower. When I got out I saw a fly buzzing around my head so I quickly got changed and went to look for this fly which I found next to a large glass jar full of seashells and pushed the jar into the wall and got the the bottom of my thumb and I could see into my thumb.That required stitches.
Then a couple of years later I was picking up sticks in my paddock and throwing them over my fence for firewood and I felt a sharp pain in my hand and I looked down to see a massive piece of tree in my hand. My parents had trouble getting it out of my hand.
And finally I was feeding my chickens and I had the chicken pen door open and my hand raised lamb Oreo went through my legs and i shut my legs to stop him from entering the pen and he somehow picked me up onto his back and ran around the side of the pen and I felt a pain in my leg and fell off to see my heel was sliced open by a sharp piece of corrigated iron.
Thanks for reading all this and if you want to share yours I will read them no matter how long!
Here’s another one about my worst injury’s... Feel free to comment your worst injury’s ( don’t worry about them being gross, mine are pretty bad!)
My first (serious) injury was when I was younger maybe about 10 and I had the stupid idea of climbing a dead Banksia tree in my yard and it had termites in it which at the time I didn’t check and the branch I was standing on broke and I fell and my shirt got stuck around my head and I was stuck about 20 feet up.When I got back down I saw I had long scratch marks going from my neck to the bottom on my stomach. That is minor to the other injury’s I have had over the past 17 years of my life.
The second injury was when I was next door with my younger neighbour and his parents and sister helping them knock down their dam when I got smashed on the back of the head with something metallic. My neighbours son who I will call Steve had smacked me forcefully with a star picket across the back of my head. That had to be glued.
This ones ironic. I was watching funny fails of people stuffing up tricks on Tv
and I paused the tv and got in the shower. When I got out I saw a fly buzzing around my head so I quickly got changed and went to look for this fly which I found next to a large glass jar full of seashells and pushed the jar into the wall and got the the bottom of my thumb and I could see into my thumb.That required stitches.
Then a couple of years later I was picking up sticks in my paddock and throwing them over my fence for firewood and I felt a sharp pain in my hand and I looked down to see a massive piece of tree in my hand. My parents had trouble getting it out of my hand.
And finally I was feeding my chickens and I had the chicken pen door open and my hand raised lamb Oreo went through my legs and i shut my legs to stop him from entering the pen and he somehow picked me up onto his back and ran around the side of the pen and I felt a pain in my leg and fell off to see my heel was sliced open by a sharp piece of corrigated iron.
Thanks for reading all this and if you want to share yours I will read them no matter how long!
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