God I wish they would just transfer out Spike already.
He's being absolutely wasted at the Smithsonian, with one of the LEAST genetically valuable cows in North America (through her full brother, Chanda, she has a total of 17 relatives in North America, with another 13 in Europe to boot), and she's not even getting pregnant!
I know there's been muttering of Smithsonian getting new cows, but seriously, where from? The entire Ringling group seems to be going to White Oak, and there aren't any other surplus cows in the US. Maybe Rockton? But even then, that will just put the Smithsonian back into the same predicament they have just recently solved regarding a cohesive herd, since who knows how well the ****** Calgary cows will do with strange new cows (especially if one of them is headstrong).
Even if they are getting new cows down the road, perhaps just send Spike out for a few years, until they actually arrive? St Louis has 3 young cows all ready to get pregnant, or do a bull swap with Columbus. Send fat boy Hank to the Smithsonian to shape up, and let Spike get the deed done with Phoebe and the Ringling sisters. That would probably be the easiest course of action, actually, the two zoos are only 7 hours apart!