Chapter 10, Part I: Frantically Flailing My Way Through the Piedmont
Unlike Knoxville, North Carolina Zoo was always on the itinerary. Despite not living *too* far away relative to the average person, I’d never visited it because it was never on my way anywhere and it was just barely further than what I normally consider a reasonable day trip. However, after reading enough people crow, rave, and do other corvid-related praising on here so often, I had to see what the fuss was about – and if that meant a little more driving than usual, maybe one long day of driving was worth it.
I haven’t normally done this, but today I’ll give you my pre-visit perception and prediction about North Carolina: I guessed that I would like it a lot, but that I wouldn’t *love* it, based on its lower species count and sprawling layout. For those who are unaware of the background, North Carolina doesn’t have individual zoos in its major urban areas; instead, the state government took on the responsibility of building a “state zoo” located roughly in the geographic center of the state. As the zoo is built in the countryside, it has a massive footprint of 1,600 acres. How do you get around the zoo? By walking from one end to the other, after which you either have to catch a shuttle back... or walk the whole way back, your legs giving out on the final stretch and crawling to your car hoping not to be found by wild coyotes or a bear. Despite its humongous area, the collection is only ~135 species and is notably smaller even than other zoos on my trip like Memphis and Oklahoma City, let alone the "big" ones like Bronx and San Diego. As a person who likes looking for cool and interesting species – and who likes an efficient layout – I figured I might enjoy my visit but be less gung-ho about it than some other people.
After taking several weeks to reflect before writing this review, I’ve generally settled on this: for the most part, I turned out to be wrong: I *did* love North Carolina, but at the time I was grumpy because of a cosmic coincidence of grave import. One of the parts of the zoo I was most looking forward to was the large tropical forest aviary – one of the two large exhibit buildings in the middle of the zoo. When I arrived, there was a barrier in front of the door. Not seeing any signage explaining what the problem was, I went and found a staff member, who informed me that the aviary was open. Suspicious, I went and got a second opinion from another staff member, who told me that the aviary was closed for
that week only to do routine maintenance on the building. Though I thanked them before walking away, I grumbled to myself for much of the remaining visit about how closures like that needs to be on their website. This is my roundabout way of saying, there’s a reason I don’t write my reviews immediately after visiting: I need time to reflect and decide what my actual opinion was.
So sans aviary and aviary-adjacent complaining (mostly), here goes...
North Carolina Zoo
Location: Asheboro, North Carolina (~45 minutes outside Greensboro)
Size: ~1 bajillion acres (exhibit and visitor area: ~150 acres)
Species Count: ~135 species
Closed Areas: Forest Aviary (on my visit only), Hamadryas Baboon exhibit
Noteworthy Species: Parakeet Auklet and Thick-billed Murre, Sand Cat, desert lizards, African hoofstock, tropical birds I didn’t see (this no aviary-adjacent complaining is going really well, I think)
Price: $15 admission
Recommended Time: 5-6 hours or whole day
Species List: I did not make a species list for this zoo, as two were already made in 2020. I will link
@nczoofan ’s (
North Carolina Zoo: Species List [North Carolina Zoo]) as well as an October 2021 photo of the bird signage for the forest aviary from
@Breckenridge (
New Aviary Signage with New Species - ZooChat)
Media Gallery:
North Carolina Zoo - ZooChat
Map:
https://www.nczoo.org/sites/default/files/2021-11/CovidParkMap_November.pdf
While half a bajillion dollars has been approved by the state for the zoo’s upcoming Asian and Australian complexes, for now and for decades prior North Carolina Zoo has been split into two zones: North America and Africa. In the winter, everyone has to start on the former end and catch the tram back all going the same direction. I got a clutch parking space right across from the gates, and in no time flat I was strolling past a lake and wetland near the entrance. I got my first taste of North Carolina’s strength in that area – the naturally wooded conditions and long walks made the whole zoo feel like a pleasant stroll in the forest. Coupled with peak Southern autumn conditions, it was easily the prettiest zoo I’d been to this entire year, even beating out Northwest Trek and its beautiful pines:
The North American section is one of the most holistic I’ve seen, featuring a cypress swamp; a rocky pinniped habitat; a northern seabird exhibit; a large polar bear complex with Arctic foxes on the side; two small buildings filled with native fish and herps; and large outdoor yards for carnivores and ungulates. Not everything I saw impressed me, but honestly most of it did. The Cypress Swamp features one of the most naturalistic alligator pools north of Florida; the Polar Bear exhibit is probably the best I’ve seen before (keeping in mind I’ve never seen the famed Arctic Ring of Life); the other bear yards had plenty of opportunity for roaming and play; and the elk/American bison habitat is so large I’m actually still unclear on where the perimeter is in some places. For those of us who like our natives with feathers, fins, or scales, North Carolina still serves dutifully: puffins and two rarely-held alcids are found here (albeit behind a very condensation-obscured glass window); a small building is dedicated largely to two or three tanks of native fishes; and another small building features a row of snake and lizard habitats with some underwater and underground viewing. Overall, this part of the zoo was great and the epitome of what a complete North American collection should look like. I easily would have forked over $15 just for it alone! (Wait hold on, I can’t tell them that or the price will go up... delete, delete, delete...)
As far as seeing animals, that was a bit of a mixed bag. Polar bears and river otters were no-shows, the zoo was temporarily between grizzly bears, and I didn’t get any good views or action out of the black bears, seals, or puma. As is often the case, the canids were the ones pulling their own weight and shouldering the others’ load; a pack of Red Wolves pacing frantically around their yard waiting for food and occasionally glancing back at me was a treat, while a beautiful pair of Arctic foxes stayed still *just* long enough for some amazing photos.
As I walked away from the Red Wolves and further into the forest towards the center of the zoo, I felt myself relaxed and breathing easy. Knowing that North Carolina was a well-known and frequently reported-on zoo, I felt no need to furiously photograph and document everything – a nice change of pace for me. Additionally, the zoo was one of the most people-free experiences I’d had all year: despite the temps hitting 60 F / 15 C by the time I got past the North American area, the huge zoo was almost devoid of visitors. I easily saw less than 50 non-employees there the whole time. There was absolutely no point at which I felt crowded in by others (except for one particularly large and chaotic family by the red river hogs) and there were countless times when I was taking portrait shots of white foxes and staring down elephants through the bushes, only to turn away and find I was completely alone. The weather and species lineup may be more unpredictable during the winter, but the significantly lessened crowds are often worth that price!
Besides the Forest Aviary, there is another exhibit building in the central area that was mercifully open – the Mangum Desert Dome. This is the third “desert dome” I’ve been to now, along with Omaha and Indianapolis. North Carolina’s is roughly between those two in size – though closer to Indy – and thus hits a happy medium between being too ambitious and too underwhelming. The short path around features mostly open-topped sandy exhibits for a variety of desert herps like chuckwallas, dwarf monitors, and Gorongosa girdled lizards, along with some caged birds like kookaburra, roadrunner, and burrowing owl. White-winged Doves and House Finches flew free in the dome (I know House Finches live in the desert, but really? You can find them outside...) while a Crested Porcupine toddled around a glass-fronted exhibit that was clearly once home to something that can climb. Past that was a rocky corridor with small exhibits for more herps, scorpions, and a tank of desert pupfish. The finale was a darkened hallway for Vampire Bats and Sand Cats. While unfortunately the Sand Cats were no-show (but don’t worry – I’d see one later that day!), the vamps were active and this is a great place to get good looks at them, as they were crawling around right in front of the glass and peering at me as though I’d shown up uninvited to their bloody Thanksgiving. Meanwhile, outside the Dome I found a pair of nicely-done Ocelot enclosures and a wild grasshopper on the wall. Overall experience: A.
The African area is sparse on species for how large its area is, but what it does deliver are very nice panoramic views and a relaxing woodland’s edge aesthetic. Gorillas and chimpanzees lounged in spacious green yards; a small giraffe herd lazily flicked their tails while zebras and ostriches ranged underfoot; and elephants happily wandered around their large grassy paddock, drinking from a watering hole and showing off their impressive statures at me when I looked at them too long. I think I only saw 8 enclosures (not including the Hamadryas troop, whose exhibit is being remodeled) but not a single one of them stood out to me as less than very good. The hoofstock yard was a little frustrating, as it stretches far beyond what is easily visible and that’s apparently where a lot of the hoofstock chose to be (fortunately, my camera’s zoom was powerful enough to substitute for my pathetic human eyeballs) but that’s a minor complaint. A little more filling in could do wonders, though; maybe some hyenas and painted dogs? A crocodile and hippo complex? A walk-through vulture aviary? Food for thought!
Once I hit the dead-end, I decided not to wait for the tram – with so few visitors I had no idea how often they were running – and walked the whole way back. I thought it would be exhausting and take forever, but in fact it only ended up taking me about half an hour to retrace everything; I guess it’s not quite as huge as its top-line numbers would suggest, and the singular path ultimately meant less walking than I'd anticipated. Another thing I guessed wrongly.
Having finished rather early because of the aviary closure, I checked the closing time on Google for another nearby zoo I had ruled out earlier due to time constraints. Google said it closed at 5, and I believed it. That turned out to be a mistake, but at the time it felt like redemption; maybe I’d get to see another target zoo after all!
Tune in next week for the “frantically flailing” part of this two-part review.
Fast Drink Review of the Day: Starbucks
As someone who enjoys drinking good coffee, wearing glasses, and being pretentious on a laptop, it probably comes as no surprise to people that I like coffee shops. Unfortunately the past couple years have changed the calculus on sitting inside a public space with unmasked strangers for hours, so I’ve fell out of the habit; however, I still like finding a local coffee shop to support every now and then wherever I live (much like the mediocre takeout place, but different vibe). It’s a place with drip coffee for simple needs, fancier drinks with fun names for hip young professionals and artist-types, and a creative and relaxing atmosphere that we could really use more of in our country. In short, I’m into the “coffee culture” and what is wrapped up into it.
So let me tell you why Starbucks is the antithesis of what I think coffee culture is and should be. Unlike fast food (which, for its other faults, *is* faster than a sit-down), Starbucks just added itself to a concept that was already fairly convenient. Their holier-than-thou insistence on using Italian words for cup sizes is maddening, and their “creations” have morphed into Taco Bell-esque monstrosities that make a mockery out of creative caffeine blends with common-sense flavor pairings. What is a “Unicorn Frappe” if not a clever marketing gimmick disguised as rainbow clown barf? What is a “Caramel Ribbon Crunch Creme Frappucino” if not a sadistic ploy to make their own customers tongue-tied at the register? But worst of all, Starbucks is coffee commercialized: a staple of a pervasive and empty social media culture, which sees its manifest destiny in dotting every town and neighborhood with a rival to local businesses and creative refuges.
I try hard not to go all
60 Minutes Andy Rooney on people, both in this thread and elsewhere on the forum; we all have things we grump about that others don’t need or want the extended monologue for. And maybe I’m missing the forest for the trees, criticizing Starbucks for a phenomenon that – to some extent – every fast chain I’ve reviewed is a guilty party in. But regardless of my own logical inconsistencies, I implore you: go to your local coffee shop and buy a nice drink. Coffee doesn’t have to be complicated to be good, and you shouldn't have to drink rainbow clown barf to fit in somewhere.