Can't believe that there's no review for Multiverse Of Madness yet, or Morbius, or The Unbearable Weight Of Massive Talent, or Chip N Dale...!

Morbius
I'm two thirds of the way through this film, it's the third time I've got this far, I really don't think I'm ever going to get to the end completely so this is the review you're getting - The film is trash, it could be a good campy horror/comic romp but no, they've only gone and got serious method actor Jared Leto himself to play nobodies favourite Spider-Man villain Michael Morbius. That tells you straight away that this film is in trouble, Jared Leto is death to comic book movies. Other than the dubious casting I found major faults with the writing (bland and cliche), the special effects (those speed lines, urgh!), the family friendly censoring (Morbius is a living vampire, there should be blood, and it shouldn't be blue!)... But in the films defence Matt Smith has a whale of a time hamming it up, he's the only person who seems to be having a good time onset. Unfortunately his performance can't detract from the fact he's a one note villain with not much in the way of motivation other than the film needed an antagonist.
And even though I haven't watched the whole movie I have seen the (infamously bad) post-credits scene. You don't need to watch this, and if you're an actual MCU fan then it will confuse/annoy you for months.
2/10
Well done Sony, you may have made a movie bad enough to give Halle Berry's Catwoman a run for its money with this!
Doctor Strange 2 - In The Multiverse Of Madness
So yeah, is this, the second Marvel movie of the year, any better than Morbius? Yes, yes it is! Whilst this film isn't perfect it's still an enjoyable romp through the MCU and beyond, and it features some pretty good cinematography and concepts as well.
This is the second Doctor Strange film, but if the last time you saw Benedict Cumberbatch in the MCU was in the original Doctor Strange then prepare to be confused. Also helps if you've kept up to date with the Marvel TV shows (In particular Wandavision, What If..., and maybe Loki), and Spider-Man No Way Home, but it's possibly not essential, just confusing.
This film is far darker than anything else we've had in the MCU up to this point but what do you expect when you've got Sam Raimi directing? So many little nods and winks to the horror genre including a fantastic tribute to Ash in The Evil Dead, and of course Bruce Campbell turns up at some point.
The cast is mostly great with Benedict Wong being a personal highlight, the character of America Chavez doesn't get a lot of play in this despite being a major maguffin but her actor does the best with what she's got. And Elizabeth Olsen steals the show, she has one goal and no-one (NO-ONE) will stand in her way. A lot of people complained that she's gone from being a complex character to a one-note villain, personally I think that concept works really well with this film so no objection from me.
Also big cameos abound, absolutely fantastic scene that got slated but again, in my opinion it worked really well with showing us just how powerful Wanda has become.
I won't go into plot details as it's available next week on Disney+ and I'm not quite sure how many people on here have seen it yet.
8/10
The Unbearable Weight Of Massive Talent
Nicolas Cage plays Nicolas Cage and a younger version of Nicolas Cage, but it's way better than that sentence makes it sound!
This film is part meta-comedy, part by-the-numbers action flick, and part buddy story. The film stars Nic as himself whose career is on a downward spiral, and Pedro Pascal as Javi, his number one fan who may be a bit of a dodgy guy behind the scenes. Javi pays a small fortune for Nic to visit his private estate but things aren't all they seem, soon Cage is working with the FBI to try and find a kidnapped girl allegedly on the property. The film careers back and forth from being a character study to a goofball comedy, and ends with a huge third act final battle with guns and explosions.
There's a few twists and turns but there's no groundbreaking plot twists , just a well thought out character movie with great performances, highly recommended.
9/10
Chip 'N' Dale: Rescue Rangers
When I first saw the trailer to this film I was confused; why are Chip and Dale talking like humans? Why do they sound like Andy Samberg and John Delaney? Why is one CGI and the other animated? Why is Roger Rabbit there?
Fortunately the film answers all of these, usually in quite amusing ways as well.
The film is like a modern day Roger Rabbit in the way that it blends live action and animation, and now CGI as well, together. It's not flawless, sometimes it doesn't all mesh together, but on the whole this film looks great.
The plot is intelligent but easy to follow, and would possibly give the more sensitive children out there nightmares. There's a scene featuring Flounder ( the fish from Little Mermaid) that is particularly dark.
There are numerous cameos throughout, not sure how they got some of them past the licensing department as they're not all owned by Disney, but the credits do feature special thanks to Disney's legal team... But some of the more unusual (and non-spoilery) cameos include Randy Marsh from South Park, the donut cops from Wreck It Ralph, Paula Abdul and MC Scat Cat, Roger Rabbit, Batman, and ET. There are sooooo many more as well, but some are integral to the plot so I'll leave it there.
Acting-wise JK Simmons is a highlight as a gruff police detective who also happens to be a rectangle made of putty, and Eric Bana (Australia's own!) as Monterey Jack whose disappearance sets the whole film into motion. It's also great to have Tress MacNeile back as Gadget, even if the relationship and children she has with Zipper leads to some awkward questions, mainly how did a fly and a mouse ever, well, you know...

When this was released straight to streaming I was a bit confused, why no cinema release? After watching it I can only assume it's because this film isn't exactly aimed at children. There's enough to keep them occupied but there are more than enough jokes that will fly over their heads but give us parents a belly laugh.
8/10