Lycaon
Well-Known Member
I have a few (A lot of this is a little exaggerated tho):
Chimpanzees:
Chimpanzees are essentially humans but overpowered. Male chimpanzees will sometimes kill and eat infants. These guys are the CEOS of gang violence, as they'll attack and kill rival groups, and then just eat them.
Let's not forget that some people keep these killer monkeys as pets, and one named "Travis" just ripped a woman's face-off, because his owner tried to give him an anti-anxiety drug, but it obviously had side effects, and he just lost it.
Hippos:
For an animal that puts more people to sleep than sharks, you know you don't wanna mess with this thing. And this Dahmer tank can run faster than your mental health is prepared for, and those jaws can snap a crocodile into two, so yeah, don't mess with these guys.
Also, don't try and keep these guys as pets. We already have wild hippos in Columbia, and we don't need any more wild hippos outside of Africa.
Tigers
First off, don't be some redneck with a Netflix series who is now in jail. Don't keep tigers as pets. When you buy a pet tiger, you're essentially signing someone's death certificate, because no matter how friendly it seems, it will attack.
And they can jump high. 3 idiot brothers decided to mock a tiger once, and the tiger jumped a 13-foot moat, ended 1 of the brothers, and injured 2 of them. So yeah, you don't want to mess with the true king of the jungle.
Chimpanzees:
Chimpanzees are essentially humans but overpowered. Male chimpanzees will sometimes kill and eat infants. These guys are the CEOS of gang violence, as they'll attack and kill rival groups, and then just eat them.
Let's not forget that some people keep these killer monkeys as pets, and one named "Travis" just ripped a woman's face-off, because his owner tried to give him an anti-anxiety drug, but it obviously had side effects, and he just lost it.
Hippos:
For an animal that puts more people to sleep than sharks, you know you don't wanna mess with this thing. And this Dahmer tank can run faster than your mental health is prepared for, and those jaws can snap a crocodile into two, so yeah, don't mess with these guys.
Also, don't try and keep these guys as pets. We already have wild hippos in Columbia, and we don't need any more wild hippos outside of Africa.
Tigers
First off, don't be some redneck with a Netflix series who is now in jail. Don't keep tigers as pets. When you buy a pet tiger, you're essentially signing someone's death certificate, because no matter how friendly it seems, it will attack.
And they can jump high. 3 idiot brothers decided to mock a tiger once, and the tiger jumped a 13-foot moat, ended 1 of the brothers, and injured 2 of them. So yeah, you don't want to mess with the true king of the jungle.