My "epic" South Texas Trip - Part 1
Oh where to begin.
A long time ago,
in a land south of here,
I took a journey.
This journey was epic,
at least to me it was,
I had only ever done this
once before.
Two days away from home,
away from comfort, a familiar toilet,
and a bed of my own.
A hotel I would have to get,
the cheaper the better,
hopefully no roaches this time.
I awoke early that day,
Hesitation awoke with me,
doubts of my journey.
I pushed through those doubts
and out the door I went.
Four hours driving awaited me that day,
at least that is how much before my first port of call.
Rain loomed overhead
e're I drove further south.
Would this be the day
I would get rained out?
30 minutes before my first destination,
The mighty thunder gods unleashed their fury;
had I offended some unknown PeTA deity.
I pulled over for gas,
and out of the storm.
I stocked up on victuals, noms, and more.
No end to the deluge insight
and hope faded of a zoological respite.
My hope was gone,
but my victuals remained.
I would plug ever onward
despite the rain.
My exit approached,
the sky began to lighten,
I turned off the highway,
and my day began to brighten.
The rain was subsiding,
but the sky, ever ominous,
told me to keep an eye open,
for a further annoyance.
The narrow winding road,
was full of construction.
Men with flags
delayed my arrival.
After four hours,
sitting upon my rump,
my patience was thin,
but I must take my lumps.
A childhood curiosity awaited me ahead,
I place known only by billboards from my youth,
and strange rumors of species unknown.
Natural Bridge Wildlife Ranch it was,
A Safari in Texas,
Not something unheard of.
I knew precious little,
but that didn't stop me,
For I had a goal,
See all the zoos,
In the great state of Texas.
Turn record over now for side B