I want to build a zoo..

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Haruki

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When I'm older, I want to buy land and make a 'Adventure Park' like Loro Parque, several animals and then Orcas, Dolphins and Sealions and then some of the smaller animals..
And it will be in the UK.
 
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Your point is?

Not meaning to sound rude or aragant but there was no need to create a thread just stating that you would like an adventure park?

Preharps putting it in one of the 'starting a zoo' categories.
 
intresting plan:), however dolphins and whales have a pretty bad rep in uk zoo's, but i'd love too see them return:)
 
Jordan-Jaguar97 said:
Your point is?

Not meaning to sound rude or aragant but there was no need to create a thread just stating that you would like an adventure park?

Preharps putting it in one of the 'starting a zoo' categories.
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Hi. I couldn't find one. If you don't like it then don't comment, please.
thank you.
 
Cat-Man said:
intresting plan:), however dolphins and whales have a pretty bad rep in uk zoo's, but i'd love too see them return:)
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Hello, thank you! If I did have whales&dolphins return, then they would be given the best care, facilities and everything they need :), its basically so people don't have to spend millions of pounds/dollars to go to different counties to see these amazing creatures! :D
 
nice nice:), i'd have a little browse around on various threads on whales + dolphins in the uk for more info:)
 
Haruki said:
go on then.
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Stop getting in a huth every time somebody makes a comment you don't like,and for once I'm with Jordan this thread is pointless and so is almost everything you have said on the forum so far,so its goodbye from me and goodbye from him!!!
 
zoogiraffe said:
Stop getting in a huth every time somebody makes a comment you don't like,and for once I'm with Jordan this thread is pointless and so is almost everything you have said on the forum so far,so its goodbye from me and goodbye from him!!!
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I'm not in a 'huth', I'm just saying go and see him in concert then...
And bye, I really don't care if this thread is pointless.. so is your comment!
 
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karoocheetah said:
*sigh* what ARE the youth of today coming to when they have no idea who John Lennon was !!
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Particularly someone who lives in Chester, not-exactly-a-million-miles from Liverpool!
 
Haruki said:
When I'm older, I want to buy land and make a 'Adventure Park' like Loro Parque, several animals and then Orcas, Dolphins and Sealions and then some of the smaller animals..
And it will be in the UK.
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And when I am older I will pay my pensioners money (will you be offering pensioner discounts?) to come to your 'Adventure Park'.

NB - please build it around the North West England area, as I don’t want to travel too far. Which brings me onto my next point, will you be offering season tickets to the Adventure Park for regular visitors.

NB2 - as I will be around pension age when you have your 'Adventure Park' complete, please make sure you have plenty of toilets available there, and decent toilet roll provided too (none of that cheap stuff). I may need 'to go' more often as I get older.

NB3 - just an idea as you have not yet started construction of the 'Adventure Park', but I would very much like to see a dome full of sealions, do you think this would be possible?, it's your 'Adventure Park', but this is just an idea I got from somewhere.
 
Pootle said:
...and decent toilet roll provided too (none of that cheap stuff)...
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Pensioners steal the good toilet paper, that's why zoos use the cheap stuff.

(true story from a zoo that had to stop giving free admission to seniors on seniors day because of the toilet paper theft levels...!)
 
Another true story - caravan parks and other attractions in Queensland's Outback have to ration the amount of toilet paper available at any one time in winter months due to the persistent pilfering of the stuff by pensioners on their annual odyssey to escape the southern cold. The pilfering doesn't occur during the summer when only the locals are about.
 
.....so tempted to make some quip about Australia having being peopled by convicts, but I might not be welcome there then.
 
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