I am single and have never been in a relationship, but occasionally I have managed to inveigle female friends to come with me on a visit to a zoo. On one such visit to Colchester Zoo back in 1994, my female friend (whom I secretly rather fancied) and I returned to the car park after going round the collection, and I sat in the car and studied the map to see if there were any exhibits we'd missed. I discovered there were several. I told her that, according to the map, we had somehow missed the Geoffroy's Cats, the Fossa, Spot-nosed Monkeys, the Bush Dogs...and I suggested to her that we set off again to find these animals that we had missed the first time round. She then surprised me by saying no, thus revealing that, as interested as she was in animals, the level of her interest didn't match mine. So she sat in the car and waited for me while I set off on my own to find them.
I took another woman to Banham Zoo, but all this woman wanted to do was to sit down and have a break all the time. At first I indulged her, not wanting to upset her. We sat on a bench near the Colobus Monkeys for twenty minutes or so before she finally felt refreshed enough to carry on with our tour of the zoo. This, as far as I was concerned, was time wasted. I should have gone off on my own at that stage, but I felt this wouldn't have been a very nice thing to do. I then suggested we go to the tiger talk, as it wasn't far. But she wasn't interested and once again I didn't argue or try to change her mind. Then she wanted to sit down yet AGAIN. This time I finally lost patience. Leaving her on a seat, I went off on my own to look round the reptile house. I think she was quite surprised by this because after a short while she came to find me.
For me, a girlfriend would have to be at least as keen on zoos as I am, or there would be no chance of a longterm relationship.