puma attack - and bizarre rescue

I reckon it is quiet plausible, he was just a man who you could say was in both the right and wrong places at the same time.

As he was watching a bear and her cub, a mountain lion then jumped on him (you could argue the lion wanted the cub or was stalking the chap), this in turn distracted mother bear who saw the big cat (not the man) as a danger to her cub and she in turn reacted by going to kick seven bells out of the big cat, thus saving our fortunate friend who she obviously didn’t see as a threat to her cub unlike the mountain lion who leaves the scene, tail between his legs and still hungry.
 
um, you basically just repeated what it said in the article's imbedded link....

Who rated this thread five stars anyway?
 
DavidBrown said:
How much are you asking for it, and do you pay shipping?
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Hi David,

My name is Victor Lustig. Pleased to meet you. I can sell it to you for just $2,000,000! I only accept PayPal, and shipping is at the buyer's expense.

Cheers.
Victor
 
nanoboy said:
Hi David,

My name is Victor Lustig. Pleased to meet you. I can sell it to you for just $2,000,000! I only accept PayPal, and shipping is at the buyer's expense.

Cheers.
Victor
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Thanks Victor. My plan is to melt it down and make puma armor out of it in case there isn't a bear to rescue me the next time I go hiking. I will be e-mailing you a check for $2 million dollars + shipping very shortly. This purchase does come with an export permit from the French government, right?
 
Chlidonias said:
um, you basically just repeated what it said in the article's imbedded link....

Who rated this thread five stars anyway?
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Innocent on the 5 star bit, however since the addition of the Eiffel Tower deconstruction, shipping and Victor Lustig then it is worth of at least 5.

Back to my story......I did add that the puma could have been stalking the man, which the original story didn't mention. Also I said it is plausible rather than totally agree.

Moving on and more important, plot a shipping route free from potential piracy, that would put you in a pickle and you would feel like a bear with a sore head should you get attacked by pirates on route. However if you are attacked by pirates then do have a few mother bears with cubs on board as they may save you and the Eiffel Tower from Pirates (only if the pirates are wearing lion costumes), also don’t forget bear food.
 
Chlidonias said:
two million in converted currency? Do you have it in blue?
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2 million French Francs. :)

It does not come in blue. You may want to chat with my friend, Charles Ponzi, who may sell you the Blue Mosque or even the Blue Lagoon. Do you frequent the Blue Oyster Bar by the way? :P
 
DavidBrown said:
Thanks Victor. My plan is to melt it down and make puma armor out of it in case there isn't a bear to rescue me the next time I go hiking. I will be e-mailing you a check for $2 million dollars + shipping very shortly. This purchase does come with an export permit from the French government, right?
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The permit will be signed by my good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn. He may even invite you to one of his parties!
 
nanoboy said:
2 million French Francs. :)
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Even more impressive - you're selling the Eiffel Tower from over 10 years ago, presumably via some impressive temporo-spatial technology. This gets more impressive by the minute! :D
 
Pootle said:
Innocent on the 5 star bit, however since the addition of the Eiffel Tower deconstruction, shipping and Victor Lustig then it is worth of at least 5.

Back to my story......I did add that the puma could have been stalking the man, which the original story didn't mention. Also I said it is plausible rather than totally agree.

Moving on and more important, plot a shipping route free from potential piracy, that would put you in a pickle and you would feel like a bear with a sore head should you get attacked by pirates on route. However if you are attacked by pirates then do have a few mother bears with cubs on board as they may save you and the Eiffel Tower from Pirates (only if the pirates are wearing lion costumes), also don’t forget bear food.
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Stop making fun of me and AD! I am a respectable businessman, and AD believes anything he reads with his own eyes! :D

(AD: I hope you don't mind the banter. I actually think that the story is plausible, but your explanation for why you believed it caught me off-guard.)
 
nanoboy said:
Stop making fun of me and AD! I am a respectable businessman, and AD believes anything he reads with his own eyes! :D

(AD: I hope you don't mind the banter. I actually think that the story is plausible, but your explanation for why you believed it caught me off-guard.)
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Now Now :D.... I am the one who firstly said it was a plausible story and I stand by that, sometimes in life unusual events like this happen. It was you and that Kiwi chap Cichlids (or whatever his name is) who where the doubting Thomas' to AD's posting.


As for French Francs, I do suggest you and Victor consider a change of currency otherwise when you get the notes you really will be up 'whatsitcalled creek' without a paddle. :p
 
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