sooty mangabey
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In an interview in this morning's Observer, Manchester City's "troubled" Italian striker Mario Balotelli reveals that visiting Knowsley Safari Park is one of his favourite activities (along with throwing darts at youth team players, winding up opponents, and racking up parking fines equal to the annual salary of a white-collar worker).
I once had the exciting experience of walking into the rhino house at Whipsnade to see Anders Limpar, Arsenal and Sweden winger, admiring the beasts within. I've kicked myself ever since for failing to make the obvious comparison between the lumbering pachyderms and Limpar's teammate Tony Adams.
More recently, at Marwell, I came across Portsmouth's Tal Ben Haim in the 'Into Africa' house. He was banging on the glass, trying to attract the attention of the Diana monkeys - another reason to hate him, alongside the fact that he is a mediocre player, being paid a fortune by my team despite the fact that something fishy is going on and he never plays.
Have other Zoochatters come across a pleasing juxtaposition of zoos and football, I wonder? Has Stewart Downing of Aston Villa been spotted in Dudley Zoo's reptile house? Has Rotherham's star striker Adam Le Fondre been a regular visitor to the Yorkshire Wildlife Park? Is Stoke City's Asmir Begovic frequently found doing some macaque-watching at Trentham Monkey Forest? I think we should be told....
I once had the exciting experience of walking into the rhino house at Whipsnade to see Anders Limpar, Arsenal and Sweden winger, admiring the beasts within. I've kicked myself ever since for failing to make the obvious comparison between the lumbering pachyderms and Limpar's teammate Tony Adams.
More recently, at Marwell, I came across Portsmouth's Tal Ben Haim in the 'Into Africa' house. He was banging on the glass, trying to attract the attention of the Diana monkeys - another reason to hate him, alongside the fact that he is a mediocre player, being paid a fortune by my team despite the fact that something fishy is going on and he never plays.
Have other Zoochatters come across a pleasing juxtaposition of zoos and football, I wonder? Has Stewart Downing of Aston Villa been spotted in Dudley Zoo's reptile house? Has Rotherham's star striker Adam Le Fondre been a regular visitor to the Yorkshire Wildlife Park? Is Stoke City's Asmir Begovic frequently found doing some macaque-watching at Trentham Monkey Forest? I think we should be told....
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