The Nonsense Thread

I went to vote today.

I had no idea that one of the questions was going to be on the ballot (do I want to remove absentee ballot restrictions? I closed my eyes and picked.) I wrote "Search Me" in the write in area under a particular candidate whom I disliked and was running unopposed. Then at the end when I got my sticker it managed to get it caught in my hair.
Democracy in action, now here's to hoping Foley doesn't get in!
 
I think Judge Judy is really neat. I wonder if she likes zoos. If she ran for president, I'd probably vote for her. Someday, I'd like to do my hair like she does. I also love the way she dressed. Goodness me, how fun is the Judy!
 
Why is taylor swift on the cover of time? She sucks! She shouldn't be on the cover of anything unless its an article about how much she sucks.
 
Attn,

I am Dr Smith Johnson From Harlsden, North West London, here in England.
working with Natwest Bank Plc London United Kingdom I am writing to you from my office with immense benefit to both of us.I discovered an abandoned sum of Ј 12.5 million Great British pounds sterling (Twelve million five hundred thousand Great British pounds sterling) in an account belonging to one of our foreign customers Late Mr. Thompson Morrison, an American citizen who unfortunately died in plane crash in Alaska Airlines Flight 261,including his wife and only daughter.

The choice of contacting you is aroused from the geographical nature of where you live, particularly due to the sensitivity of the transaction. And the confidentiality herein. Right now, the fund is lying unclaimed in our Bank and there is no next of kin mentioned in his file and the bank has been unsuccessful to locate any of his relative. I personally have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives.

I seek your consent to present you as relatives / Will Beneficiary to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at Ј 12.5 million pounds may be paid to your account.This will be disbursed or shared in these percentages, 60% to me and 40% for you. I have secured all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up this claim, we do.
I got your contact from your country international business information here in London.
Please, give me the following, which we have seven days to run it through. It is very very
URGENT PLEASE.
1 Your full name
2 Your mobile number
3 Your Contact Address
4 Occupation / position

Regards,
Dr Smith Johnson
Email:robert101wolf@XXXX
Tel: +4470 12XXXXX
TRANSFER OF Ј12,500.000.00
 
So I guess you'll finally be able to buy your own zoo shortly, Nanoboy?

:p

Hix
 
Well, he is a doctor, after all.

:p

Hix
 
wensleydale said:
Post. Darn, why do I need at least 10 characters?
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Because once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a magical telepathic crab named Derpocidups, Derpocidups said to Shrek "I hereby outlaw all posts on ZooChat that are less than 10 Characters!" Then Shrek said "It's all Ogre Now", and then, Shrek flew to the News Station, and showed his face without any makeup, then everyone saw it on Live Television, and It was so Ugly that everyone Died. The End.
 
AverageWalrus said:
Because once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a magical telepathic crab named Derpocidups, Derpocidups said to Shrek "I hereby outlaw all posts on ZooChat that are less than 10 Characters!" Then Shrek said "It's all Ogre Now", and then, Shrek flew to the News Station, and showed his face without any makeup, then everyone saw it on Live Television, and It was so Ugly that everyone Died. The End.
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I think there's a reason this thread might have died down;):p

~Thylo:cool:
 
Here's one- about milk sales at Discount Drug Mart.
The Discount Drug Mart off Rt 271 had $1.50 milk, because it was expiring. I couldn't buy it because it expired 12-13 and today is the 12th and late, so some would go to waste- but I scored a deal on a quart of chocolate milk- 75 cents! :)
What other stories do you have about grocery stores?
 
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