Animals in a zoo

....whilst saddling the whale and riding it around the pool?

Yes they had a problem with the blue whale, its keepers noticed a strange noise coming from its insides, puzzled they called the vet. He could not get to the bottom of it so decided at great risk to go inside the whale to find out. On entering he discovered Michael Ball singing a selection of Andrew LLoyd Webber songs, "What are you doing in her Michael" asked the vet astounded. "What's the problem said Mr. Ball "Everyone sings in Whales" the old ones are the best:)
 
Of coarse if this new collection does not exactly pan out as anticipated and does not live up to the expectations of the paying visitors they could always hire a dozen animatronic dinosaurs, the sight of them hissing and growling would perhaps take their mind of the fact that there were not as many living animals in this zoo as there should be:)
 
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