You might belong or be on zoochat if...

When you go to your local zoo you know exactly what's in the exhibit without seeing it.
 
when you suddenly wish that you were back in a different time period due to your zoo used to having exhibited amazing species such as african forest elephant...
 
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lowland anoa said:
Or wonder what's in the exhibit before seeing the signs.
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Don't most people, even non-Zoochatters wonder what's in an exhibit before seeing the sign if they can't see an animal? Or are Zoochatters more likely than most to have to see a sign before they can identify the animal in an enclosure?
 
when you want to throttle people who constantly say compare the meerkat and among those lines of that tv advert!!!
planning weeks on how to do your zoo visit
if going anywhere in the country on holiday try and plan a visit to a zoo or how i can include it and how far it is away
or if you have forgotten you camera battery and then realising that you left it in your coat pocket in the car
or the distaste of seeing petting cornors and can think of several animals that can take the space up
when children swamp over you when your trying to take a picture
why is she taking so pictures of the animals for?
that actual zoo keepers say "your here again?
knowing whatanimals ar ein each enclosure, and when moved thinking oh your not in your original enclosure
having the last minute panic attack with and what i need to take with me to the zoo
spend all day at a zoo, from it opens till i get shooed out
wonders when you see a haggle of people with cameras and notepads and wonder if they are zoo chatter
 
You want the vocalizations of a tapir for your new ringtone. A horses whinny isn't enough, you want something obscure and harder to recognize, and you don't want to have to answer the question "ooh, is that your horse?" every time your phone rings. However you do consider recording some of the more obscure horse vocalizations in case the whole tapir thing doesn't work out (because you doubt it will).

Also, you know that the whinny, or neigh isn't the only noise that horses make, and that they typically only use it as either a) a greeting, but only if you are at least 50 or so feet away from them, b) in order to keep in contact with other horses, and c)to tell you they don't want you to leave once you get a certain distance from them.

Hey, I have a fundraiser idea, exotic animal ringtones. Think anyone other than me would buy them?
 
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