Platypuses! Must be some chance?!
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Its quite easy to export platypus from Australia.
1. Pretend to illegally bring in dogs to Australia.
2. Once the government finds out, then take back home your platypus disguised as dogs.
3. Pay whatever fine is required to have brought "dogs" into Australia illegally.
(This probably won't work if you don't have a high public profile)
1. Pretend to illegally bring in dogs to Australia.
2. Once the government finds out, then take back home your platypus disguised as dogs.
3. Pay whatever fine is required to have brought "dogs" into Australia illegally.
(This probably won't work if you don't have a high public profile)
@gerenuk that is so funny I actually laughed out loud.
What if you became an australian politician and changed the laws?
There's more chance of a politician introducing gun control in your country.
Hix
So you are proposing to smuggle platypi into America via the Russian black market? This is starting to sound like a bad movie.
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so your solution for importing platypus to America is to support animal smugglers and probably be directly responsible for the deaths of any number of individual platypus which die in the idiotic attempt? Clap... clap... clap.
Seriously, nobody who genuinely cares about wildlife would ever suggest such a notion.
also, just out of curiousity, why do you say you are in Las Vegas but you are posting from Belarus?
I just had a GREAT idea for how to promote elephant conservation inspired by the example set by Caesar..... we hire a load of poachers to shoot a whole family herd of African Elephant, sell the ivory on the black market and donate the proceeds to elephant conservation!!!!
I doubt we'll get any more replies from this user
incidentally, have you noticed that every single post the user has made thus far refers to animal smuggling or exportation at least once?I would question the age of the poster as well, which e claims is 13.
What if I founded a country, whose borders encompassed a river in australia, and it would be surrounded by australia on all sides (kind of like The Gambia in Africa) And then made it legal to export platapi from the country that I founded?
Yep, just found a country, piece of cake!
people found new countries all the time. I think the idea is perfectly sound. In fact if you formed enough little countries all over the world you would have access to any species of animal you want. No more relying on animal smugglers - I hear the black market is "shady".
The people who create their own 'countries' - CNN.com
Wow I was saying it just as a joke
I doubt we'll get any more replies from this user incidentally, have you noticed that every single post the user has made thus far refers to animal smuggling or exportation at least once?[/QUOTE]
Yea it's true that my posts are all about animal exportation sorry if it's wrong to you I'll stop now but those are just some really itching questions I've had for a while.
incidentally, have you noticed that every single post the user has made thus far refers to animal smuggling or exportation at least once?[/QUOTE]Yea it's true that my posts are all about animal exportation sorry if it's wrong to you I'll stop now but those are just some really itching questions I've had for a while.
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