But aardvarks are the least dangerous creatures; everyone knows aardvark never killed anyone!
Animal Jokes/Puns
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Songs for swinging rodents:
Oh soldier, soldier, won't you marry me?
With your muskrat, fife, and drum?
Oh soldier, soldier, won't you marry me?
With your muskrat, fife, and drum?
Haliaeetus
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Who needs the sable ?
The sand cat !
The sand cat !
What do you call a rail with deformed legs?
A bandy coot
A bandy coot
Which jawless fish wrote books?
Agnathan Christie
Agnathan Christie
Who was the most dangerous character in 'The Jungle Book'?
Baloo - he had the right to bear arms
Baloo - he had the right to bear arms
Which war film do beavers dislike?
The Dambusters
The Dambusters
Which jawless chordate starred in Dallas?
Larry Hagfish
Larry Hagfish
Why do some people risk death if they prise open crates?
If they can't distinguish crowbars from cobras
If they can't distinguish crowbars from cobras
Which butterflies fly upside down?
Inverted commas
Inverted commas
What are royalist rodents singing today?
God save our queen mole rat
God save our queen mole rat
What are royalist insects singing today?
God save our queen termite
Or God save our queen wood ant
God save our queen termite
Or God save our queen wood ant
Why are squirrel monkeys the only cebid monkeys allowed in the coffee bar?
Capuchin? No!
Capuchin? No!
Why were pit vipers banned from the coffee bar?
Because of their mocha sins
Because of their mocha sins
What does a tapeworm drink in a coffee bar?
A flat white
A flat white
What is the favourite Jerry Lee Lewis song for rails?
Goodness, Gracious, Crake Balls of Fire
Goodness, Gracious, Crake Balls of Fire
Why can't you only see some herons more than once?
Once bittern. Twice shy
Once bittern. Twice shy
Why didn't the waterbuck realise that its mail had arrived?
It was as defassa post
It was as defassa post
I doubt if any Zoochatter has seen if a queen bee chooses her suitor, but some of you have seen a royal ant elope.
Which beetle did motorbike stunts?
Evel Kweevil
Evel Kweevil