Animal Jokes/Puns

[Dassie rat]

Despite Hipporex's tough current moniker, if you listen carefully, you can hear

I'm O-K-A-P-I
I'm O-K-A-P-I
I know I am
I'm sure I am
I'm O-K-A-P-I

 

[Dassie rat]

Ebirah766, I think you're being sharkastic.

 

[Dassie rat]

Why did Count Dracula enjoy turning into a bat?

He became a cheer up terror.

 

[Jake]

Do ya wanna hear a joke about a honey badger.....

I would tell you but I don’t want to ratel your cage.

 

[Jake]

So an Ostrich and an Emu had babies, one day one of the young said to the emu’ Dad, why do I look different to you and mum?
The dad replied ‘ son don’t be a pain in the rhea’.

 

[Jake]

Man at exotic pet shop - ‘ how many stoats would you like sir?
Me - ‘ yes’

 

[vogelcommando]

Fun ! :

 

[Luke da Zoo nerd]

This joke will only make sense if you are familiar with classical music. (And yes, I will require a reply). Why did Mozart get rid of the Domestic chickens at the Lincoln Park zoo?

 

[Luke da Zoo nerd]

This joke will only make sense if you are familiar with classical music. (And yes, I will require a reply). Why did Mozart get rid of the Domestic chickens at the Lincoln Park zoo?

Does anyone want to hear the answer?

 

[Onychorhynchus coronatus]

Does anyone want to hear the answer?

Go ahead , I'm curious

 

[Luke da Zoo nerd]

Because the chickens kept saying "Bach Bach Bach".


(Get it?) It's corny I know.

 

[Onychorhynchus coronatus]

Because the chickens kept saying "Bach Bach Bach".


(Get it?) It's corny I know.

 

[Dassie rat]

What do you call a cat that eats guppies and swordtails from polluted rivers?

 

[Ebirah766]

What do you call a cat that eats guppies and swordtails from polluted rivers?

A bastard

 

[Dassie rat]

No, not even a hartebeest or a member of the Otidae.

 

[Luke da Zoo nerd]

My grandfather has the heart of a lion................An a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I know, its cringe.

 

[Dassie rat]

What do you call a cat that eats guppies and swordtails from polluted rivers?

Any more guesses?

 

[Luke da Zoo nerd]

What do you call a cat that eats guppies and swordtails from polluted rivers?

Any more guesses?

I don't know, fishing cat?

 

[Dassie rat]

Sorry Luke da Zoo nerd

You're the nearest so far. A synonym for cat is in the answer.

 

[Cassidy Casuar]

Sorry Luke da Zoo nerd

You're the nearest so far. A synonym for cat is in the answer.

A bog mog?