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The answer is a muck-filled platy puss
The answer is a muck-filled platy puss
Animal Jokes/Puns
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What have doctors in Wyoming never heard of?
Any Protein deficiency diseases.
Not really just for Zoochatters but...
Any Protein deficiency diseases.
Not really just for Zoochatters but...
Did you hear about the zoologists who thought they had found a new genus of slug in a 19th century collection? Unfortunately, it was an antique Limax.
New Zealand birds were doing their own versions of UK TV programmes. After Wekaday and Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takahe, the programmes went off the rails.
After Bronx Zoo had a successful breeding season, managers decided to ask Frank Sinatra to advertise the fact that some wildebeests would be sent to other local zoos.
"Start spreading the gnus..."
"Start spreading the gnus..."
How do you get two-legged salamanders to breed?
Turn on your sirens
Turn on your sirens
Why didn't the spiny anteater join in Easter activities?
Egg? Hid? Na
Egg? Hid? Na
"That staring man's so creepy. He's got big ears and long, spindly fingers."
"Don't worry. He's just making aye-ayes at you."
"Don't worry. He's just making aye-ayes at you."
What is the most valuable herpestid?
The mongoose that laid the golden egg.
The mongoose that laid the golden egg.
Why did the alpaca go to Tibet?
To see the Dalai Llama
To see the Dalai Llama
Did you hear about the unemployed red dog?
It went on the dhole
It went on the dhole
Fagin was caught stealing from the cheek pouches of burrowing rodents.
"You've gopher pick a pocket or two"
"You've gopher pick a pocket or two"
The Grenadier Guards protect the Queen. I suppose that sounds better than the Rattail Guards.
Which Bill Haley and the Comets song is played at Zoochatter parties?
Snake, Ratel and Roller
Snake, Ratel and Roller
How many Mambas of Parliament are in the Cobra Committee?
Which Bach tune was played when a jack rabbit visited Ann Summers?
"Hare in a G-string"
"Hare in a G-string"
Why can't you find ostrich in South America?
Because they are pretty rhea.
Because they are pretty rhea.
Would a mosquito read a fly paper?
If an Arctic fox is a cold dog, is a painted wolf a hot dog?