Every Stuffed Animal in Your Room Suddenly Becomes Alive

[TheChulloChampion]

What's going to happen to your room? How screwed are you?

Let's see, there'd be a white tiger in my room, 2 giraffes, a cougar, a malamute or something, a red panda, an alligator, an alien, a hammerhead shark, and that's not even all of them! Well, I don't think I'd have a roof anymore...

 

[birdsandbats]

I'd be able to get proof of a living Ivory-billed Woodpecker.

 

[cornu aspersum]

What's going to happen to your room? How screwed are you?

Let's see, there'd be a white tiger in my room, 2 giraffes, a cougar, a malamute or something, a red panda, an alligator, an alien, a hammerhead shark, and that's not even all of them! Well, I don't think I'd have a roof anymore...

At least you won't have to worry about the shark being a danger.

 

[Dassie rat]

At least you won't have to worry about the shark being a danger.

Are you being sharkastic?

 

[cornu aspersum]

Are you being sharkastic?

No-fin a shark can do out of water.

 

[PossumRoach]

I don’t know if I would be prepared to take care of Miffy/Nijntje. I have no experience in parenting.

 

[Zoofan15]

I don’t like the “suddenly” aspect of the scenario. I’d want advance notice so I can fill my room (which is currently devoid of any stuffed animals) with enough stuffed Thylacines to establish a viable population.

 

[Mr Gharial]

Assuming the animals become alive and full size, I wouldn't have a room anymore... Or a house...

Seeing as I had a childhood obsession with dinosaurs, and a current hoarding problem, my ankylosaurus plushy alone would wreck the entire second floor, not to mention the multiple therapods, ceratopsids and sauropods

 

[KevinB]

I would have a devious and probably angry shoebill on my hands. And I'd probably have to evacuate the kiwi and the blue macaw to my chicken aviaries.

That said, I wouldn't mind being able to observe and possibly finally get usable photos of a kiwi.

 

[AndyJ08]

Seeing as my younger cousin stores her dolls in my closet, it would be somewhat creepy to wake up surrounded by children whom I didn’t immediately recognize. I don’t think that most of the others would be much of a problem, excluding my beloved Hippo, who would smash through the wall and make a beeline for my neighbor’s lake.

 

[MOG2012]

For me, I wouldn’t have a room anymore. There would be a Raven, owls, and butterfly flying in the air. There would be a corgi, husky, bulldog, armadillo, beagles, penguins, turtles, whale sharks, octopi, pandas, sloths, Pomeranian, and cats on the ground.

 

[Fresco3]

I’d suddenly have two brown bears, a moose, a reindeer, a juvenile harbour seal and a snowy owl crammed into a rather small space. Think the moose alone would go through the ceiling!

If we’re counting cushions too then there’d also be two grey herons and a pair of African leopards.

 

[Tetzoo Quizzer]

Uniquely I would have a Polycera nudibranch on top of the wardrobe; made for me when I captained Bristol’s University Challenge team. As the film “Starter for Ten” was set in the same era, I have a tenuous claim to have been played on film by Benedict Cumberbatch!