Funny Stories

[Zoogoer2000]

I just thought i'd make this thread so we could all tell a funny story from when we were young or something.

Mine is that when my brother was about 10 and I was 7 decided "lets play with matches in mom and dads room!".My brother started lighting the matches and blowing them out.But then,i took one,lit it and then got scared.I ended up throwing it on my mom and dads bed right on her new comforeter!It went up in flames so my brother had to smother it with a pillow!It took about 40 seconds and i was screaming the whole time!Im supried my mom did'nt come racing up the stairs.So we ended up hiding it in the hole in our floor where few of the boards were flexible so she would'nt find it!She actually just found out about this year and was laughing so hard because a few days later she asked us if she'd seen her comforter and we both looked at her innocently and said in a cute little voice "no...".My brothers girlfriend thinks it the best story shes ever heard aswell

 

[Zoogoer2000]

Another one is when my borther about 5 and i was 2,We went through them colouring phase.We did'nt know any better so we went in my paren't room and went in the closet.We took out a few crayons and markers and we coloured all over a small corner of the closet.It was all scribbles and we could here my mom comin up the stairs so my brother Anthony took a bottle of white out and poured it all over where we colouree so mom whould'nt see.She found out about 6 weeks later and got really mad at him but his excuse was "It was Calvin's fault!".Oh ya,the two year owld was the mastermind behind coluring all over a wall only to spltter white out all over it!You can actually still see the white out plastered onto the wall!