I had an interesting journey on the Chester monorail today. Travelling in my coach was a middle aged lady and a younger lady, with two small children in pushchairs.
The elder of the two ladies decided to pass on her great knowledge of animals to the children. Her description is in brackets. (Or parenthesis if you're technically minded).
Look at that rhinoceros, she got the first one right; then the pelicans (flamingos), white storks (herons), gemsbok (horse with antlers), ostriches, another one right, sitatunga (Bambis), rheas (more ostriches), guanacos (buffalo).
Just before passing over Flag Lane she noticed a dog on the pathway through gap in the trees, (oh I didn't know they had wolves). I don't know what breed of dog they were, 3 of them were being walked by their owners, but they looked nothing like a wolf.
Next was the site of the cheetah enclosure (I think they must be building something), 3 JCBs was obviously the giveaway.
Finally she got the lions right.
I can only hope the children were young enough to forget all that she had told them.