General Zoo Misconceptions

I love walking away from the zoo at the end of the day, knowing, or at least hoping, that some kid walks away less ignorant than in the car on the way to the zoo. :D
 
From today's visit to Chester.

Visitor facing chimp house, "Chimpanzee Breeding Centre, I wonder what's in there."

Small boy, "dad, what's in there?"
Dad reading sign for coatis, "coyotes."
 
London Zoo yesterday

Kid: Mummy, look a clownfish!!!
Mum: *scoffs* Doesn't look much like a fish *walks away head held high leaving kid to follow with a look of confusion and for some reason, panic, as if his whole world was a lie*
 
Whipsnade on Monday.
Child looking at Mara - Daddy, look, Bunny!
Dad - That's a Kangaroo, say Kan-ga-roo, kangaroo
My daughter - Why are those people calling the Mara a kangaroo
Me - shush
 
Visitor: Where are your Lions?
Me: We don't have Lions, sorry. We do have Leopards though, they are right through there.
Visitor: **Scoffs, walks away shaking head**
I think: "What did I do...?"

I love when people ask me about an animal, "What does it do?" I'm thinking "I don't know how to answer that question, but E for effort" :D
 
Devi, ur daughters amazing lol :P how old is she (just wanna no cuz of the situation)?

She's 8 and took her first trip to the zoo at 2 weeks old, and has since been to 3 or 4 new ones a year at least and regular trips to the local ones. She now has the idea that people who don't know their animals are a bit backward, I'm working on getting her not to say it out loud, hehe.
 
some of the funniest comments i have heard:

female chimp = silverback gorilla (at Monkey World where there are no gorillas!)
lar gibbon = baboon
capuchin = lemur
orangutan = red realm (a friend of mine heard this at chester zoo!!!)
serval = cheetah
sand cat = just a domestic cat
siamang gibbon = spider monkey
female gorilla nursing infant = he

i'm sure i have loads more examples!

my favourite so far is Mandrill = "Gorilla with facepaint on"!
 
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This morning at Bioparc , child see a bongo, call her dad and tells 'looks daddy! it´s a very big horse with stripes' :D And the horns ... what are they? I ask to myself...
 
Not necessarily a zoo thing, but when people start discussing whether dolphins are fish/sharks. I would have thought people would know a bit more about such a well publicised/talked about animal!
 
Standing next to the Yellow Mongoose sign at Dudley today one female adult said to her friend
These Meerkats are a different Colour to the ones on the telly in that meerkat.com thing!
 
The tamandua was called a monkey and ocelot today. I was tempted to correct them, but I was too busy taking pictures of him. Poor guy, an ocelot?!
 
Here's one I heard...

Someone came up to me and asked if the Servals were tied up inside their enclosure because there was a long rope tied to a tree limb. Uh, okay... I explained the definition of enrichment, another zoo visitor with an interesting piece of information to go home with :D
 
Standing next to the Yellow Mongoose sign at Dudley today one female adult said to her friend
These Meerkats are a different Colour to the ones on the telly in that meerkat.com thing!

In fairness, Dudley's sign describes them as 'Yellow Mongoose or Red Meerkat', somewhat strangely!
 
"What are these?"
"Red River Hogs"
"Hmmm.... where is the Red River then?"

Reminds me of one of a "Dog missing" note I once saw:

"Missing: 7 year old male Golden Red River"

As you can see, ignorance in regard to correct animal names isn't limited to zoo animals...
 
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Having spent hours upon hours next to a sign stating "Spectacled Bear" and repeatedly hearing "what's in here?" "Speckled Bear", I started watching peoples faces once they spotted the bears in the enclosure, to see if they re-read the sign...
 
I nearly tore my own hair off when I was watching the aardvarks in Randers Tropical Zoo today :P

About 80 % of the guests thought it was anteaters.

A group of guests came and complained: "Why are they keeping domestic pigs inside that cramped cage? Anyways, it's just pigs. You can see them at the countryside. Let's continue."
BTW, the aardvarks don't live in a cramped cage, but a fine nocturama exhibit.

And possibly the most strange; a kid about 8-9 years got all the names of animals correct despite not being able to read most of the signs, but when he came to the aardvarks, he insisted they were called "anthill rabbits". His mom believed him without a doubt.
 
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