I don't know how people of Mr. Wukong's profession and nationality celebrate birthdays (may it have something to do with bats and dissection? Not a clue, but it seems a pleasant enough way to spend a day of old age approaching if you ask me), but Happy Birthday. He may not be to everybody's taste on here but I always enjoy his offerings, and really if you can't linguistically parry and backhand without taking personal offence then you shouldn't be on an internet forum 
(disclaimer: apologies to fencers and tennis players)
(disclaimer: apologies to fencers and tennis players)