I have a nice tale to tell on my smart, revengeful seagull. Wild seagulls would never take on humans because they know they wouldn't stand a chance, but my Miss G is spoiled of course.
So we attend the MixTape in a club every 2 months, and they know Miss G there and love her. She is allowed to run free backstage, on the PVC in the office there. In April a guitarist/singer joined us to rehearse his act, and he seemed to have rushed in too hasty, so Miss G got quite a bit upset. At first she watched him from the distance, while he was doing his act, but then she came closer and tried to bite his legs. I scolded her, "You DON'T BITE!"—she protested, so I added: "I put ya in the box!" She then started crying and that way she certainly wins for it breaks my heart. Is that a smart little personality or not?
Wild gulls are more realistic, they will crap- or vomit-bomb you if getting too close to their young, but they do not attack humans directly. They do steal because they know we're usually not as fast as they are. But humans steal as well if short of food.
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* I have to add, the young artist then went on rehearsing in the corridor, for Miss G's sake, although I asked him to stay, because Miss G can't get her way in such a case. Oh well!