Job Opening: Stooge Wanted

Ituri

Well-Known Member
15+ year member
I recently learned that TeaLovingDave has a stooge and decided that I could use one of my own. I currently have an opening for one part-time stooge. Qualifications:

- Must agree with everything I say, regardless of whether or not it makes any sense.

- Must not be funnier than I am, but it's okay if you just think you are.

- Must be willing to work nights and weekends.

- Must be able to manage my captive animal life lists, because it's too much work for me to bother with.

Applicants please submit your resume or CV to thisisnotarealemail@notanemail.com

Thank you.
 
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I'd be happy to offload mine onto you; he is American and thus can understand your strange ways :p
 
He will meet a girl soon and TLD will get dropped like a baby giraffe from the womb.

Until then.....:p


Pootilio::cool:
 
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