Jokes and puns thread

[Jambo]

This thread is for jokes or puns or anything amusing to get other Zoochatters laughing.

Yes I am already aware of this thread:Jokes Only a Zoochatter Would Understand but I believe there should be a thread for just normal jokes and puns that anyone (not just Zoochatters) will understand.

Here’s a joke to get this thread going:

 

[birdsandbats]

I can think of many 'koalafications' for being a bear that a koala doesn't have.

 

[ZooBinh]

This thread is for jokes or puns or anything amusing to get other Zoochatters laughing.

Yes I am already aware of this thread:Jokes Only a Zoochatter Would Understand but I believe there should be a thread for just normal jokes and puns that anyone (not just Zoochatters) will understand.

Here’s a joke to get this thread going:

It has 'koalafications', but not qualifications...

 

[Jambo]

Welcome to 2019:

 

[TeaLovingDave]

 

[Jambo]

This one is hilarious

 

[Jambo]

When you forget to feed the lion....

 

[Daktari JG]

Iguana be a great thread

 

[Jambo]

 

[Jambo]

What happens when your dinner has friendship issues?

This:

 

[ZooBinh]

What happens when your dinner has friendship issues?

This:

I imagine the chip saying "And also, that's nacho cheese!"

 

[Jambo]

I imagine the chip saying "And also, that's nacho cheese!"

Then the drink comes and says, ‘Soda ya think you guys can sort it out?’.

 

[ZooBinh]

Then the drink comes and says, ‘Soda ya think you guys can sort it out?’.

In which the chip responds "It's nacho business".

 

[Jambo]

In which the chip responds "It's nacho business".

Then the Donut comes and says, “ I donut know why you guys are arguing”.

 

[Dassie rat]

This is based on a true story.

How did the authorities know that Notre Dame's bees had survived the fire?

They used drones.

 

[vogelcommando]

Just a funny one :

 

[Dassie rat]

Have you heard about the little-known jaeger bird named after the ornithologist John Hobbs?

 

[Jambo]

My grandfather has the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

 

[Dassie rat]

Was your grandfather named Richard?

 

[iluvwhales]

Did you know a group of ferrets is called a business?

No wonder the economy stinks