Jokes and puns thread
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Whats a dentist's favorite animal?
A molar bear
A molar bear
Due to quarantine I'm only telling inside jokes
How can you determine the number of molecules in a portion of guacamole?
Avacado's Constant.
Avacado's Constant.
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Which fish acts?
Dame Judi Tench
Dame Judi Tench
Have you heard about the revengeful aracaris?
Toucan play at that game
Toucan play at that game
Onychorhynchus coronatus
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Excellent one , hahaha!
Did you hear the one about the crocodile who thought he was an alligator?
He was in de-Nile.
He was in de-Nile.
You hear about the sea snail that got left behind?
He was on his ab-alone
He was on his ab-alone
Why are Asiatic red dog fleas unemployed?
Because they're on the dhole
Because they're on the dhole
Why wasn't a grizzly prosecuted for using its forelimbs to attack a person?.
As an American, it had the right to bear arms
As an American, it had the right to bear arms
The Cassowary
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A man was arrested at the local beach for feeding pot brownies to all of the seabirds.
Wildlife officials say he left no tern unstoned.
Wildlife officials say he left no tern unstoned.
After I saw the stand up chameleon, I saw a group of lizards producing music. The tribesman said "That's Gecko and the Bunnymen"
The other day I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
If you have 2 snout beetles, why should you choose the smaller one?
It's the lesser of two weevils.
It's the lesser of two weevils.