Jokes Only a Zoochatter Would Understand

[Hipporex]

 

[Scottish Wildcat]

You can pet any animal you want, once.

 

[Ebirah766]

Who spends more time on Zoochat, the entire island of Britain, or Ebirah?

 

[Kakapo]

Given the enormous number of UK zoochatters (more than from any other European country, as it's logical in an english-speaking forum) that pass all the time that they can in Zoochat, I would guess that the reply is obvious (I assume that you mean the Great Britain, as Britain is not an island, but a peninsula in France)

 

[aardvark250]

Given the enormous number of UK zoochatters (more than from any other European country, as it's logical in an english-speaking forum) that pass all the time that they can in Zoochat, I would guess that the reply is obvious (I assume that you mean the Great Britain, as Britain is not an island, but a peninsula in France)

The france peninsula is call brittany.

 

[Kakapo]

The france peninsula is call britannny.

Ops, sorry! In Spanish we use the same word for both places "Bretaña", using Great ("Gran") for the UK one and nothing for the french one. Hence my confusion! Sorry!

 

[Ebirah766]

Given the enormous number of UK zoochatters (more than from any other European country, as it's logical in an english-speaking forum) that pass all the time that they can in Zoochat, I would guess that the reply is obvious (I assume that you mean the Great Britain, as Britain is not an island, but a peninsula in France)

... that's why it's a joke

 

[Brum]

What's Brum's favourite exhibit? The one by the bar...

 

[Hipporex]

What's the difference between Hipporex and a goldfish? The goldfish's memory lasts longer than 3 seconds

 

[Jambo]

What’s bigger?

The Sun or the Chester zoo threads.

 

[Jambo]

What takes longer?

Traveling to the moon and back or waiting for a kid to realise that an Orangutan is NOT a Gorilla.

 

[Hipporex]

Welcome to Mauritius

 

[Hipporex]

When a member of the general public sees any non-human primate:

 

[Hipporex]

 

[Hipporex]

Santa logic:

Meme explained: There are three living groups of animal that can fly but what does Santa chose? Reindeer

 

[ZooBinh]

What's more confusing? American politics or ZooChat taxonomy discussion?

 

[TeaLovingDave]

What multiplies faster - meerkats, or unofficial Zoochat photographic threads?

 

[Hipporex]

What multiplies faster - meerkats, or unofficial Zoochat photographic threads?

I have no idea what your talking about

 

[ZooBinh]

Whats more populous? Number of Burmese Pythons in Florida or the number of overly ambitious new zoochatters and their planned zoos?

 

[ZooBinh]

It is worth noting, incidentally, that we would actually like to be notified by PM if someone wants to deal with a group in case the group in question has already been allocated/reserved by someone else. Also, to put it bluntly, so that we can judge whether the person asking is capable of doing a good job and completing the task

The thread by @Kakapo is more than welcome, however.

I have no idea what your talking about

There you go bud