Jokes Only a Zoochatter Would Understand

[Onychorhynchus coronatus]

Deep Magic from the Dawn of Time.

Not really a fan of CS Lewis

 

[Maguari]

Not really a fan of CS Lewis

I love his writing style, really funny in places. Just a few times where his allegory is not quite allegorical enough for me.

 

[Onychorhynchus coronatus]

I love his writing style, really funny in places. Just a few times where his allegory is not quite allegorical enough for me.

Too much a christian fundamentalist for me to enjoy I'm afraid though I did read one of his books that had some really interesting philosophy within it and critiques of the modern world (well what was modern in the 40's / 50's I suppose).

 

[CheeseChameleon1945]

Using the "ok, ok" and "sign (language)" clues of Tetzoo Quizzer, I figured out that it is a reference to Koko the gorilla who died on 19 June 2018 (the news articles about it all date from 21 June 2018). Very few people would know those dates by heart, so I guess a "real Zoochatter" is just someone with Google. But now anyone who reads this post can be a real Zoochatter.

This made me spill my water!

 

[birdsandbats]

 

[BerdNerd]

When you get an opportunity to go to San Diego, but you can only stay for one day.

 

[Dassie rat]

"How much do I want to see a platypus, rather than solve global warming?"

 

[birdsandbats]

When you get an opportunity to go to San Diego, but you can only stay for one day.

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Or even "would it be possible for me to see the zoo in one day?".

"How much do I want to see a platypus, rather than solve global warming?"

IN what way does a visit to the San Diego Zoo "solve global warming"?

 

[Dassie rat]

IN what way does a visit to the San Diego Zoo "solve global warming"?

The Superhero is sweating and has a difficult decision to make.

 

[BerdNerd]

Or even "would it be possible for me to see the zoo in one day?".

If you went to the zoo from the moment it opened, and left the moment it closed, I bet you could do it. On my last trip, it took me just about five hours to see everything except for half of Lost Forest, Outback, and Urban Jungle. If I stayed there for a few more hours, I might've been able to see the rest, with plenty of time for breaks in between.

I'm not sure about the Safari Park though, as it's way bigger and might be somewhat of a stretch.

 

[birdsandbats]

If you went to the zoo from the moment it opened, and left the moment it closed, I bet you could do it. On my last trip, it took me just about five hours to see everything except for half of Lost Forest, Outback, and Urban Jungle. If I stayed there for a few more hours, I might've been able to see the rest, with plenty of time for breaks in between.

I'm not sure about the Safari Park though, as it's way bigger and might be somewhat of a stretch.

The safari park is mostly done on vehicle rides though. My problem with seeing the zoo is that I tend to spend excessive amounts of time at aviaries.

 

[ThylacineAlive]

IMO it's not possible to thoroughly/satisfyingly visit SDZ in one day, whereas I feel the safari park can be visited very easily in one day.

~Thylo

 

[PossumRoach]

When you get an opportunity to go to San Diego, but you can only stay for one day.

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this, but zoo berlin and tierpark

 

[birdsandbats]

 

[ThylacineAlive]

 

[MonkeyBat]

I'm not funny so feel free to throw some tomatoes

ZooChatters when the giant pandas leave San Diego:
ZooChatters when a random aviary behind Polar Bear Plunge is closed: *screaming*

 

[BerdNerd]

I'm not funny so feel free to throw some tomatoes

ZooChatters when the giant pandas leave San Diego:
ZooChatters when a random aviary behind Polar Bear Plunge is closed: *screaming*

I can relate. I honestly didn't care for the pandas too much, and would rather see an aviary any day.

 

[OstrichMania]

 

[Junklekitteb]

No offence OstrichMania, I’ve been meaning to post this for weeks and I was reminded by your post

 

[aardvark250]

(Credit to @HOMIN96 for the unimpressed hyrax)